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    The problem is that I keep succeeding. So, here I am, surrounded by my enemies again.

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    The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is ________.
    Since Flumphs float, they don't leave footprints.
    Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)

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    Default The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is

    you're looking at the ground, and they end up bonking you on the head.
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    some of the boogers can fly.
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    The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is that scrolls of teleport can be bought in bulk.
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    The problem is that beholders left no footprints

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    Is that you eventually find them.

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    the SMELL!

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    The enemies wear fake Orc boots when they are really Goblins!

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    sometimes they spawn behind you

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    They smell.

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    [[Welp, I see most of us are on the same page.]]

    The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is...
    Not all enemies have footsies.

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    The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is they only teach that skill to Rangers. The rest of us are clueless. "Wait, is that the print a three-toed Tobias? I thought they were extinct!"

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    the one leaving bloody footprints isn't afraid of death.

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    Default The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is ...

    ... in DDO, there is no "tracking" mechanism.
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    Making the rest of your party wait long enough to not charge over the said footprints.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Default You are looking down

    The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is you are looking down and don't see what is waiting for you on the ceiling.

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    When they are different types of ghosts and wraiths it just doesn't work very well.

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    "The problem with tracking enemies by their footprints is ________."

    Finding them while you're busy watching the ground.

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