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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnordian View Post
    Magic Muscle - Gain a +4 Incompetence Bonus to Strength
    Don't you mean a -4 bonus (or penalty) to Strength?

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    Default You try to cast Magic Missile but spell a word wrong. What happens?

    The Great Old Ones respond to the call of Cthulhu and it's a lot worse than chests turning into mimics!

    Last edited by Scuddy; 04-16-2021 at 11:04 PM.

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    Your magic nipples explode with delight.

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    No, "myth", "myth".
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    Yeth?
    Astreya the Unturning

    It's always a shame when the hammer of poor design choices smashes the fun of player tactical adaptation.

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    You summoned Magic Tomahawk
    Polska gildia DDO / Polish guild

    Polska gildia DDO - Magia i Miecz (200), Argonnessen
    Zapraszamy!

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    Boom

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    You end up casting Tragic Whistle.. and a sad tune plays.

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    Magic Drizzle, conjuring up an inconvenient and angry little cloud. With thunderbolts
    Holybird of House Perkele. Sisu is with us. But is sisu with you?

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    Logic Missile -- it aims for the most cost-effective target. That turns out to be the weakest kobold who still hates you.
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    "Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"

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    Default Magi Missile

    Your attempt at Magi Missile was successful! Your parties cleric is hurled into the den of lions.

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    nothing

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    Magic Moose-elk. Effectively, its just a summon nature's ally 1. It's also confused.

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    Default You try to cast Magic Missile but spell a word wrong. What happens?

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    You try to cast Magic Missile but spell a word wrong. What happens?
    The spell would probably fizzle out because magic.
    The problem with focusing on the most extreme of players is that that group will only get smaller and smaller... Oof
    You know you have a problem when a virtual fantasy game ruins your concept of real world money and its value.

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    I got it all backwards, and unfortunately discovered what an "elissim cigam" is.
    Trust me - you do NOT want to encounter one of those!

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    Best case szenario are Magic Mushrooms I suppose
    Please DOOOOOM!!!!!11111!!!!! early and often.

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    Default You try to cast Magic Missile but spell a word wrong. What happens?

    The spell slot / spell points are used up and nothing happens

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    I throw out the letters (because that's what "cast a spell" originally meant) but I get caught up into it. I cast the spell, Imagic Immissiles. I see many visions of myself sinking down into the scenery. There is no more choice.

    I cast a new spell, "/stuck."

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    Default You try to cast Magic Missile but spell a word wrong. What happens?

    I cats a magic missile.
    Magical cats missile around and absolutely demolish all the enemies with fluffy cuteness.
    Kobold is omnisniffient!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


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    to keep it klean and out of the (*&^ and fart joke arena,

    magnificent misser , a storm trooper lands in the wrong place shoots a rock, a tree, the broad side of the barn, an African swallow in mid unladen flight. and the bullseye on an archery target stand, does a happy dance and leaves. he was magnificently un aware that he was suppose to shoot the monster 5 feet infront of you as he was 100 yards away or so and didnt care he got a BULLSEYE!


    points out the lack of an R kelly reference and what would happen with the p spelling error.....
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