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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 415



    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Friday, March 5th. Good luck!
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    Self-Appointed Coin Lord of the Seas ForgettableNPC's Avatar
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    I get 100 xp.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Having skipped the arduous leveling process on a new PDK fighter, I depart the Ball and Chain Garret on my freshly-rolled level 15 Iconic character

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    Default I roll a 15 and

    the trap box blows up!!!!
    Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
    Time to toss the dice.
    MatrimDaved

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    You rolled a 15. What happens?

    Summon Flumph.
    Exit, pursued by a bear. ~ William Shakespeare (stage direction from The Winter's Tale)

    .58888.

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    A hit, a very palpable hit.

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    I celebrate!
    Khyber: Nimrud (caster), Tadko (tank), Yayamee (monk), Healingonly (melee FvS), Almeya (trapper), Groggor (barb), Feneya (monkcher), Zornix and some others
    Hardcore season 1: AveDarkLord (5k fav)

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    Default You Rolled a 15

    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Friday, March 5th. Good luck!
    You get 100 xp and 20 sunflasks
    Last edited by Cyanide_Death; 02-26-2021 at 11:42 PM.
    Sarlona Main - Ilyushinovik Pure Paladin with TORC!!!! run # 75!!! mana battery complete 2nd Torc on 80th. TR'ed
    2nd life finally: Monk

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    Default You rolled a 15. What happens?

    Critical!
    "A wise person chooses the right road; a fool takes the wrong one." - Author unknown
    *12609*
    Quote Originally Posted by Lynnabel View Post
    Hi Welcome

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    Default You rolled a 15. What happens?

    I cry uncontrollably.
    "Swords will cut you wide open!" - Trip Fisk

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    "you rolled 15".

    "LuckyBastard rolled 16"

    "LuckyBastard looted Sword of Shadow"
    blackzombie, madzombie, deviltoy, metatroni, azzallea, zombeast - ORIEN

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    Save!

    You take 8,397 damage from Molnm's divine wrath.
    Last edited by voxson5; 02-27-2021 at 12:26 AM.

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    My head explodes as my wallet opens.

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    15 kobolds just attended your Parrrty
    Polska gildia DDO / Polish guild

    Polska gildia DDO - Magia i Miecz (200), Argonnessen
    Zapraszamy!

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    Boom

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForgettableNPC View Post
    I get 100 xp.
    Beat me to it
    Ghallanda: Tervail (solo player)

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    Nothing?

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    I rolled a fifteen...
    I roll again.
    And again.
    And again...
    where are all these mobs coming from?
    Last edited by Jerevth; 02-27-2021 at 10:39 AM. Reason: While I thought the original was clever, it would probably be removed.
    I'm starting to get jaded about this whole process- OP release, backend nerf- it's the proverbial mule and the carrot and I end up feeling like an ***.

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    Wasn't me. I only roll 1's and 20's

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    I pass the will save

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