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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 367



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    Artificial preservatives
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    Why don't spell components have an expiration date?
    Look at them: Pinch of Bull dung, Bat guano and sulfur, licorice root, ... That stuff was past its expiration date before you even bought it.

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    magic...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


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    Why don't spell components have an expiration date?

    IDK, maybe they're Magic?

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    The Twelve are too busy dealing with extraplanar threats to create and enforce regulations on spell component labeling. Let the buyer beware.
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    They are made of plastic.

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    They do. They just all happen to be Litch Mart brand spell components, so they have an expiration date measured in dynasties rather than lifetimes.

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    It's like wine - the older it gets, the better.
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    Why don't spell components have an expiration date?

    Poor safety regulations.

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    Why don't spell components have an expiration date?


    Because wizards are too nerdy to get dates!

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    maybe they work just as well past their expiration date

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    Magic. Or if you prefer, PFM ("Pure Freakin' Magic" only the "F" doesn't stand for "freakin'...).
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    Because if you want to see how long it takes for bat guano to expire, be my guest.
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    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    House Jorasco doesn't have a FH&SCA (Food, Healing, & Spell Component Administration). As soon as they do though the Coin Lords will be in it hip deep.
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    Because i store them in my special bag of holding, which i casted a time stop spell on it long time ago.

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    Because we're not supposed to eat them so it doesn't matter.
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    Default Why don't spell components have an expiration date?

    Lack of comprehensive consumer protection laws.

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    So new acolytes would stop being coerced into smoking them
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    Shows a lack of a lawyer in Stormreach

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