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    Default I'd pay money if my horse could deficate in the street

    Give us this option.
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    Why should i use all my neural cells when i can go inqui and go pew pew pew ???

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    You have to earn it; just like bloody footprints.
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    Makes me think that other post was your sock account.

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    I believe there is a medical term for this issue u have with horse manure.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaboom2112 View Post
    Give us this option.
    Hey, I'd appreciate a little recognition.

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    This isn't San Francisco. We don't need extra **** everywhere.
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    Only if we get the option to grow roses and rhubarb, which means gardens, which in turn means housing , which finally means don't hold your breath.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hp1055cm View Post
    You have to earn it; just like bloody footprints.
    what about footprints from stepping in manure?
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    Yeah, I need this to recreate the scene in Game of Thrones where Tywin rides his steed straight into the throne room like a boss.
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    Next up a kobold cosmetic pet with a broom and shovel to cleanup after all the horse pucky. Or maybe just give the existing kobold cosmetic pet a new trick/animation.
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    ...would it be okay if a player who walked over it got a debuff that left poo foot prints? :P or a debuff that just said "stepped in poo, you stink"

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSG_RedPanda View Post
    ...would it be okay if a player who walked over it got a debuff that left poo foot prints? :P or a debuff that just said "stepped in poo, you stink"
    There is a "what's that smell" debuff in the game right now lol.

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    No. Just...No.

    (Next up, all new toons/TRs need to do 20 hours of "community service" cleaning the streets before they can level.)
    The blinking Drooam "backpack" is NOT a party buff. But its fun to say it is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SSG_RedPanda View Post
    ...would it be okay if a player who walked over it got a debuff that left poo foot prints? :P or a debuff that just said "stepped in poo, you stink"


    omg YES!

    and it should give a debuff to the horserider that reduces their charisma, and a debuff to the stepper in poo that reduces their constitution and additionally gives a nauseated effect.

    ugh, yeah, we need a horse riding event that capitalizes on this. make it so!


    Now that we have SSG's attention, I would like to see some /emotes that give additional dressage animations for mounts.

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    XD

    lol...am having a stressful day at work and this thread helped with that.

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    Maybe there is a poo collector where if you pick up enough poo, you get a prize. poo is now a collectable. But it comes with a debuff as you hold it to your charisma or something. hahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by vms4ever View Post
    No. Just...No.

    (Next up, all new toons/TRs need to do 20 hours of "community service" cleaning the streets before they can level.)
    Hehheh. If I may paste in the text from a LOTRO quest...

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    Oh, as well as this tasty house cosmetic deed reward...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Saekee View Post
    what about footprints from stepping in manure?
    This is the part where you guys leverage the latest additions to the game in new & creative ways!

    Horse hoof or footfall sounds change noticeably when walking through piles, and yes to trailing hoofprints or footprints afterward.

    In the Borderlands wilderness, anyone that has managed to step in some horsehockey has their detection radius by mobs extended by 2x, except in the case of gnat swarms, which receive a 4x detection radius boost. Wading in a stream resets the detection radius back to normal.
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    I'm dead serious with this request. Charge me an astral shard for each dump, I'll pay it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alled78 View Post
    Why should i use all my neural cells when i can go inqui and go pew pew pew ???

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    Default This opens up other things too.

    I can see it now, finally a way to bring tracking abilities to Rangers, hmmm, this tastes like Palamino ****, they went this way!

    Be great to have tracking introduced to quests.
    After a little Tolkien I am usually up for anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaboom2112 View Post
    Give us this option.
    Let's be honest here - you're just hoping to be able to position your horse exactly right, and drop one on another player aren't you? You probably even have someone in mind... Admit it!

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