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    Wink Offensive kitchen equipment

    I have just completed "Members Only" - I want a weapon that looks like a saucepan or frying pan!

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    Well, there's at least one Disney movie showing very well that frying pans *can* be used as offensive ...
    "Archbishop Dryden wants to talk to you to tapper this dale."
    "Archbishop Dryden wants to talk to you to tap on this dale."
    "Archbishop Dryden wants to talk to you to tap on this tale."
    English is not my first language - misinterpretations galore !

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedip View Post
    I have just completed "Members Only" - I want a weapon that looks like a saucepan or frying pan!
    I have not played this quest yet, but I have always wanted the frying pan that the cook Skinny uses in Siegebreaker quest - I think it drops grease and makes a gong ringing sound when it hits you.



    I would also like to see some weapons with the mini blade barrier effect that General Tagherist uses in Assault on Summerfield:



    if they were to update Attack on Stormreach with epic or legendary versions, I would really like to see these weapons on the named rewards.

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    Read the title.
    The only thing that came to mind was 'Racist Frying Pan'

    So, a piece of offensive kitchenware.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xgya View Post
    Read the title.
    The only thing that came to mind was 'Racist Frying Pan'

    So, a piece of offensive kitchenware.
    A piece of defensive kitchenwear (sic) would also be nice - a helmet that looks like a saucepan.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xgya View Post
    Read the title.
    The only thing that came to mind was 'Racist Frying Pan'

    So, a piece of offensive kitchenware.
    Time to bring back the race restricted item trait?

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    Quote Originally Posted by thedip View Post
    I have just completed "Members Only" - I want a weapon that looks like a saucepan or frying pan!
    IIRC it was Castle Greyhawk, Level 3, "Too many cooks" (dont quote me, 20+ years ago) had a cook that wielded "The Cleaver of Spicing". On hit it did its normal damage with an additional +1 in spicing damage (for 10 rounds?). For some reason that really tickled my players and developed its own life. There was no end to the interplayer subplots and the ways they would try to come with uses for it in the story lines I offered.

    Dripping frying pan in one hand and the cleaver of spicing in the other? Invincible.

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