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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 350


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    Default What kind of books would you expect to find in a mad wizards library?

    Certainly not, "I'm OK - You're OK".

    This sounds like a repeat question, btw.
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    Mostly trashy novels from the 1970s and early 80s.

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    A book titled "Our house, in the middle of our street"

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    It’s the cover, parchment and binding materials you need to worry about
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    Probably some scorched ones.
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    Aside from the usual selection (e.g., Unstable Alchemical Solutions, Polywogs, Polymorphs & Transmogrifications, Casual Demon Conjuring, Creating and Navigating Inter-dimensional Portals, Becoming a God in Three-to-Five Days, Hosting a Cucumber Sandwich Party, etc.), there would be a sizable selection of books containing indecipherable runes that shift around on the pages and slowly drive the reader insane, several ancient tomes possessed by spirits, and a very large and heavy steel-bound volume that's locked up tight, inscribed with eldritch symbols and decorated with crayon doodles of pandas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fnordian View Post
    Aside from the usual selection (e.g., Unstable Alchemical Solutions, Polywogs, Polymorphs & Transmogrifications, Casual Demon Conjuring, Creating and Navigating Inter-dimensional Portals, Becoming a God in Three-to-Five Days, Hosting a Cucumber Sandwich Party, etc.), there would be a sizable selection of books containing indecipherable runes that shift around on the pages and slowly drive the reader insane, several ancient tomes possessed by spirits, and a very large and heavy steel-bound volume that's locked up tight, inscribed with eldritch symbols and decorated with crayon doodles of pandas.
    Inside of which is the complete "My Little Pony" series.

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    Definitely some book about Xoriat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 350 View Post
    What kind of books would you expect to find in a mad wizards library?
    Xorn porn.
    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

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    The kind that fly.

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    if its a REALLY mad wizzard he prolly has a huge collection of hentai. thats art btw!

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    The Soul Jar. Making better vessels of your vassals.
    Polymorphic Ambitions: Dire Diversity Edition.
    Command Slime: Greasing your way up the ladder of advancement.
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    Default Mad Wizards Library

    Roget's Thesaurus
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    It is okay to be "merry": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjOOKb-DFZs
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    The Care and Feeding of your Hydra.

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    There are no books in the Mad Wizard's library. There haven't been any since the Charming Thief came to visit.

    Why did you think the Wizard is Mad?

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    Books that repeat themselves but were written with the hope they'd be long enough to prevent people from noticing.
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    Mad Wizardry for Dummies Vol 1-8

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    Dummies guide to casting fireball.
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