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    Default Gnome hate

    Fugly, short, obnoxious, they scurry around like cockroaches, too short to reach puzzles in THTH, not fun to toss like a dwarf and so much fun to tease; it even makes some players mad when you do !!! NUFF SAID!!!!

    AND for all that is good and Holy, if you can't take a joke, stay away from this post.

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    Gnome vs Halfling... a Tiny fight!
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    Unkor the Gourmet's favorite festive seasonal song: "There's no race like Gnome for the Hollandaise."
    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

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    Default humm

    bbq gnome..might be a tasty little morsel

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ughh View Post
    Fugly, short, obnoxious, they scurry around like cockroaches, too short to reach puzzles in THTH, not fun to toss like a dwarf and so much fun to tease; it even makes some players mad when you do !!! NUFF SAID!!!!

    AND for all that is good and Holy, if you can't take a joke, stay away from this post.
    Thankfully, they use the tall-races mechanic for shooting, so they don't accidentally have a benefit with ranged combat like Halflings do.
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
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    Cool

    Here is the Cure for your Gnome hatred: Wizard 3, get Zombie form, use dance animation, try swimming, and THF cleaves. => win.

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    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ughh View Post
    Fugly, short, obnoxious, they scurry around like cockroaches, too short to reach puzzles in THTH, not fun to toss like a dwarf and so much fun to tease; it even makes some players mad when you do !!! NUFF SAID!!!!

    AND for all that is good and Holy, if you can't take a joke, stay away from this post.
    My doctor remarked that the proportions of a gnome (bigger head compared to body) resemble a child more than say a halfling does...
    Makes you think bad things about the people that run around with female gnomes in skimpy cosmetics.
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