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    I had mess hall chitlins once and it wiped out an entire battalion.

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    Default If you were forced to make a weapon out of food to defend yourself, what would it be?

    A very large pretzel stick!

    Enchanted to not break like a pretzel, I could thrust the pointy end or swing it like a bat. The salt on it would corrode constructs, and would also have the "corrosive salt" effect to do massive dehydration damage to all of my enemies!
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    Beehive flail

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    Gotta be custard pie.

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    The Bag of Endless Tacos so I can throw tacos at enemies or just always have a taco forever, which makes combat completely unnecessary.

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    Banshee-flavored ice cream.

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    The spiked pasta!

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    I'd duel wield some 'weapons grade' baguettes.

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    I'd make a ton of jello and smother my opponents.
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    I would make a weapon out of a rack of ribs (babyback ribs)
    Several reasons:
    -The ribs have bones, which [I]may[I] just prove sharp enough to damage enemies. I considered potatoes (maybe just-baked ones), but they would just break into pieces. However, with a sturdy enough rack and the sharp tips of the bones, ribs might just prove to be what I need.
    On that note, they could also conceivably be used as a throwing weapon. That hot sauce would be hot enough to burn many an unwary enemy, and my toon will have gloves on, so no risk of a self-burn. Maybe breaking the ribs into individual ribs would work best...
    -Mitigating a common enemy I have trouble with when soloing, canines. Since wolves, dogs, and other animals of the sort can't think (at least on a higher level), they would go straight for some of my tasty weapons, which I would then proceed to throw far away from me as a distraction. Remember the quest "Where There's Smoke..."?
    -Using them to trade with people (like NPCs or something). Meat (or at least some forms of it) seem pretty valuable in this game. As an example, the DDO shop sells tasty hams... for TP. My toon could use them to negotiate on quests, sidetrack enemies, or even trade with merchants.
    -They taste good. Imagine: my toon's in a dungeon and she's running out of health. What to revitalize her? A rack of hot, tasty ribs.

    I'm thinking along the lines of some sort of ever-lasting rib rack (never cools down, infinite refills, etc.)

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    Weapons out of food, how messy! Rutabaga, that would hurt if a throwing weapon.
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    Black Pudding

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    A Bone Chainsaw with a magical dynamo.

    Kobolds will invent it! Kobolds will never forget!

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    kraft singles shurikens

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    Pomegranate

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    A tofu ooze, or a tofooze as I like to call it

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    A dinosaur made of vomit. Amazing.

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    Rib bone rapier.

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