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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 337


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    Default If you were forced to make a weapon out of food to defend yourself, what would it be?

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    I hear that broccoli makes a good weapon.
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    Broccoli with a brussels sprout buckler.
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    A banana, but I'd have a bunch so that someone can't force me to drop the banana then eat it, thus disarming me and rendering me helpless.

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    Anything my ex wife cooked.


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    It already exists.

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    Hold on: when you say "what would it be", is the "it" referring to the weapon? Or the food? Kinda makes a difference.
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    1) Deploy pile of bacon 2) Eat bacon 3) Lob Pineapples instead, why would I waste bacon?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 337 View Post
    If you were forced to make a weapon out of food to defend yourself, what would it be?
    Now that Alchemists are a thing, I very much hope to weaponize Murlynd's Mush.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lagin View Post
    For memnir, be well bro

    Likewise. Via con dios.
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    The food would be cheese, since I would probably be eating it; not sure the weaponization of it...
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    Club Sandwich! Whew, I was the first to get that in.

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    Ice and use it in my sling.

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    Default If you were forced to make a weapon out of food to defend yourself, what would it be?

    If you were forced to make a weapon out of food to defend yourself, what would it be?

    If I were forced to make a weapon out of food, the only circumstances that would lead to such that I can even think of that could possibly call for such even being necessary would also call for the need to keep such hidden as necessary..........

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    Default Potato Bazooka!!!

    Potato bazooka for massive blunt damage. Add some cheese and bacon and it becomes huge aoe splash healing effect!!

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    Fruitcake!

    One fruitcake in a sack would make a marvelous sap. Also, unlike any other food, I wouldn't have to worry about my party eating my weapon before I get to use it. No one is going to eat the fruitcake.

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    It would have to be Anchovie throwing daggers. Even if they had a base damage of 1d1, who would want to smell like anchovies all day.

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