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    Default Lamb to the Slaughter

    Torimi, Syken, and Lursana Dragonheart of Phoenix Clan on Orien

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    A side of ham. Always ham.

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    Sausage nunchaku like Michaelangelo
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    "The body is but a vessel for the soul;
    A puppet which bends to the soul's tyrrany.
    And lo, the body is not eternal,
    For it must feed on the flesh of others,
    Lest it return to the dust whence it came.
    Therefore must the soul
    Deceive, Despise, and Murder men..."

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    If you were forced to make a weapon out of food to defend yourself, what would it be?

    The Green Squeal Baconator 3000: Salt rubbed corrosive goodness...
    All you need when you want to tell a mob, "Pork-off." Standard rate of fire: 1 Rasher/Second (Tinktinktinktinktinksizzeline)
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    Tasty Ham Club! I could alternate swinging it and eating it.

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    Anything with lactose in it. I don't think I need to say anymore.
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    Broccoli
    Scinister

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    Gigantic county fair sized turkey leg because well, isn't it obvious?

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    Left over large conch shell.

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    Frozen grapes fired from a slingshot. :3

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    Buffalo Blue Cheese Chicken Dip. I've dropped many friends into a food coma with that stuff.

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    The hamburger patties from my college dining hall. Those things were deadly enough to eat, they could definitely be used as a deadly throwing weapon!
    "Ignorance killed the cat, sir; curiosity was framed."
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    A Morning Starfish.
    The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. - Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

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    Delicious
    Oh, that's easy. I didn't farm them. I just cheated. -Meghan
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    lol, I didnt give it a QA pass.

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    gelatinous cube knife

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    The longest salami imaginable...
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    I'd go with the nuclear option - Marmite. No work needed, merely the potential of eating it is a sufficient deterrent.
    I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, now what's it is weird and scary to me.

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    Hot sauce grenades. Carolina Reaper hot sauce grenades.

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    I would create a coconut lobber!

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    arrosticini as throwing weapon

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