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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 333



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    Hit myself hard in the head with the rock so I don't have to experience what comes next.

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    You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have with you is a small rock. What do you do?

    Juggle and hope to entertain it enough that it lets me live.

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    Default You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have is a small rock. WDYD?

    Whatever he tells me to do!
    The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. - Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

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    There's no way this makes sense as a probable scenario.

    Show me an angry beholder that you'd be "standing" in front of.





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    I convince the dungeon master that the small rock is in fact a geode and crack it open to reveal perfectly reflective crystals inside which I use to bounce the beholder's I eye rays back upon itself blinding it just long enough for me to make my escape

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    Produce a few more "small rocks"
    Ghallanda: Tervail (solo player)

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    Challenge him to a drinking contest!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have is a small rock.
    use my Teleport SLA that is not affected by the beholder anti magic

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    I guess I die.

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    I emulate brave sir robin

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    Discreetly slip on my bluff item and convince him the rock is a valuable magic item and I'll tell him the trigger word if he lets me go. Then go as far away as possible, throw the rock towards him and run in the opposite direction

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    Try to swallow the rock and choke to death--trust me, it's a much more pleasant way to die.

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    I am a barbarian. I hit him with the rock, of course!
    "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder."

    "Of course it is. Are YOU going to question beholder's artistic sense?"

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    Angry reroll

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    Roll up a new character.

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    I erase the "k" and let the Roc eat the Beholder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


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    Pray to be David in front of Goliath!

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    Throw the rock at it and attack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 333 View Post
    You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have with you is a small rock. What do you do?
    [tabletop answer] Make the Deception roll of a lifetime!

    [DDO answer] Wake up on the airship, and head to Sully van Grog and pay off my repair bill - rebuff - rerun the quest better prepared.
    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

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    Duck and Cover

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