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    Throw away stone and run! This way both me and the beholder are happy :-)
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    I rock my way out!

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    Sing a calming song and put them to sleep....
    Oh, that's easy. I didn't farm them. I just cheated. -Meghan
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    lol, I didnt give it a QA pass.

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    Offer the beholder my "shiny" and hope he likes it.

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    Default You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have with you is a small rock

    Remember that i'm a warforged monk, drop the rock and simply punch the beholder.
    I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was, now what's it is weird and scary to me.

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    Default You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have with you is a small rock

    Raise my arm and pretend it is an eyestalk then roll a great bluff.

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    [QUOTE=Egilson;6213049]
    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post



    I point to the rock and say, "He did it."

    Then I hurl the rock against a far wall as I say, "And that's for saying you're going to grow up to be bigger than he is."
    I vote this guy to win! His answer is 100 times better than what I could have come up with plus it is thematically a total match of effective conduct towards creatures from the plane of madness!

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    I just rock it =)

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    Go all Tenacious D on it and challenge it to a Rock Off.

    (You never know, said Beholder may not realize that that rule only applies to Devils...)
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    Cover one eye with it and grin widely

    This actually works
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    Ask it if it wants a new slave who owns a nice rock.

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    disintegrated before i can do anything

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    The answer...

    Is tea
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    "Ischa Oti Cevil Illu Mi Nati"
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    Stop eating so late at night - bad dreams.

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    use bluff - it's not a small rock - it's.. a artifact of incredible power..

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    Offer to play a game of fetch! (I assume it would be using its telekinetic abilities to throw the rock and make me chase it, or more likely to throw me and make the rock chase after me!)

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    Stone Him
    Don't purify the healing spring!!!! Trust me!!!
    Unless you have a high dodge, .........at least it was paper cups and not arrows LOL
    Some dwarves can be so touchy!!!

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    Oh no! It looks like I mixed up my Medusa's head with a rock again! I really need to get new glasses.
    "I didn't change my mind, It changed all by itself" – Luna

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    Default You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have with you is a small rock

    Hoping it's a Rock of Diplomacy I say in a cheerful voice, "hey, you look like you've had a rough day. Let me buy you a drink at The Sleeping Spell Inn and you can tell me all about it."

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    Default You are standing in front of an angry beholder. All you have with you is a small rock

    ...

    Well, obviously he is angry because he lost his kitten!





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