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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 319


    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, February 7th. Good luck!

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    What's the best way to deal with a Kobold infestation?

    Dragons. If Deekin taught me anything is that dragons can collect, put to work, or eat kobolds.

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    Gather a bunch of shinies and throw them off a cliff. Watch as the extraordinarily intelligent kobolds follow them right over it.

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    We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, February 7th. Good luck
    For one week only, my name is "Random".
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    If you die in a trap, it sort of is your fault. Unless it's my fault, then IT IS my fault


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    Really big mouse traps! (With purple crystals as bait.)

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    Send in a warlock.
    Ghallanda (35): Vilas, Alphon, Whelm, Thaylan, Tyclmi, Amgine, Talc, Dedlee, Payle, Darell, Talenta, Zhen, Thrane, Arrith, Durdyn, Magefyre, Necrophil, Tulgey, Borogove, Hasugi, Shawal, Hailestorm, Branthan, Lightningbug, Bettercall, Elecktric, Zardu, Zergworthy, BrotherOf, Missadventer, Bytemy, Demogeorgia, Tizen, Warrcore, Permadeaf

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    Whichever method you use, best make sure you get them all. They have LONG memories. I mean, jeez, they're still complaining about Waterworks.
    "I didn't change my mind, It changed all by itself" – Luna

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    Rat BBQ block party

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    Hold auditions for the new Gorko and have them each see how long they last in a gelatinous cube.
    Offer nummies, plats and a page from the Docex of Infunite Planes as the reward to the survivor.
    Sometimes I'm too clever for my own good. Bear in mind I'm probably trying to be humorous. Like dodge, it's hit or miss.// Looking for a guild on Orien? Send a tell or mail to Magnifique to join the "Fidelic Brotherhood".

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    fire. fire works for everything.
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    Give them a deck of Cards Against Humanity


    Moderatly reformed forum lurker.

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    Carnifex.

    Fun too.

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    Default What's the best way to deal with a Kobold infestation?

    Penicillin

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    What's the best way to deal with a Kobold infestation?
    Coordination.
    Kobolds infest sewers.
    If everyone in Stormreach put "stuff" in the sewers at once ….

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    Lure them away with shinies and fresh rats !!!

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    The best way to deal with a Kobold infestation is to put me in charge of protecting them. Suddenly they all die. I have really bad luck with those kobolds.

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    Play some Lady GAGA

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    Get yourself some Kender. Though don't ask how to deal with a Kender infestation.
    Happy 14th DDO.

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    Send them mining for Colossal Crystals

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    move to a town without sewers

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