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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 318


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    Default How would you free yourself from a block of ice?

    Think warm thoughts.

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    I'd shift my weight from side to side until it tips over and hopefully shatters.

    If not, then I have to figure out how to free myself from an iceblock while lying down.

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    Default How would you free yourself from a block of ice?

    As a druid, just turn into a fire elemental.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliveyew View Post
    How would you free yourself from a block of ice?
    Hire a good divorce lawyer.

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    I would simply cast either Fire shield {boring}
    or teleport {bit of a snore}
    or just wait for global warming to thaw the ice{bit too PC?}
    Alternatively I am sure that one of the party would either cast Fireball, just for the fun of it
    or start chipping away to make an ice sculpture with "hilarious" additions, before eventually breaking me out.
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    I can't think of anything clever to say. So I guess I would just have to wait for it to melt.
    Ordinary humans have inhibitions that serve as a buffer against what we know is bad behavior.
    However, some people, by blaming others for their own bad behavior, develop a thought pattern that allows them to override self-control in order to achieve a selfish end.
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    Cool If you have run enough harper quests...

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    I would just use my Harper Pin, and the ice should shatter freeing me.

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    Fireball!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fedora1 View Post
    I can't think of anything clever to say. So I guess I would just have to wait for it to melt.
    I can't think of anything clever, either, because all I got is 'Scotch on the rocks'. So I can't be clever, but at least I can be drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ahpook View Post
    Hire a good divorce lawyer.
    Absolutely golden!

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    Default How would you free yourself from a block of ice?

    Divorce.

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    Hjeal Me in the party chat
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    /stuck

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    Assume druid fire elemental form.
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    Default Potion of Fire Shield?

    Heh heh heh. Good thing I always carry a portion of fire shield! *glug glug* Ah, warming up, more room to move, yep, just about out of this stupid ice block ... wait. It's really steamy in here! Ow! Steam burns! How do I turn this stupid fire shield off? I'm being steamed alive! I command you: fire shield off! Now the steam-filled hole is filling with boiling water! Oh no! I forgot to bring a potion of water breathing! Fire Shield Off! FIRE SHIELD OFF! *Glug Glug*

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    "Observe the ancient cave dweller frozen in ice."
    "A perfectly preserved specimen."
    "I do not recall seeing one so red colored? A new species of cave dweller, perhaps?"
    "It appears to be the same color as boiled lobster. Most unusual."
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    How would you free yourself from a block of ice?

    Chew at it till I can free an arm, then smash it.

    (Yes, I chew ice chips IRL).

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    Goooooooose!

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    body of the sun.
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