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    A mad wizard's desk? Hmmm...
    Arsenic, belladonna, nightshade, heart's worry, and the blood of any of a number of poisonous monsters. Also the heart from a sentient creature stored and preserved in a jar, and various venoms from a number of creatures. Also scrolls of wraithform, cone of cold, feign death, animate dead, and permanency.
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    The next companion certificate, pick any of the NPCs we have to keep alive during a quest.

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    What would be on a Mad Wizards desk? A copy of Windows 95, 2000 ™..
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    Blargh
    Kill'em all and let their favorite deity sort'em out
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    What would be on a mad wizards desk
    An construction of thin metal (such as aluminum or tin) in the shape of a cone with a size suitable for being placed on one's head.

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    A unicorn, (he had to use the cat for soup)




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    Desk? Why would I have a desk? They are always trying to steal my secrets! Nasty spies those desks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 311 View Post
    What would be on a mad wizards desk?
    A cute little Kobold stress-ball.
    Which if the Wizard would just use - he'd be much less mad.
    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

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    Belashyrra's Sceptre

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    His own brain.
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    Ummm, what desk? If the wizard is mad the desk was likely blown up with the first fireball

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    His wife with her lover, at least that would make me mad.

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    Nothing. Someone stole his spellbook!
    The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. - Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV)

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    Cthulhu sock puppets

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    an Eternal Wand of Infinite Clutter
    Short Fat Bald Guys of Khyber: Zyp, Klod, and a bunch of mules...

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    Anger management support group pamphlets.

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    The college loan debt due bill that he took out at 25% interest...
    There's never enough loot...
    Sometimes I'm too clever for my own good. Bear in mind I'm probably trying to be humorous. Like dodge, it's hit or miss.// Looking for a guild on Orien? Send a tell to Magnifique to join the "Fidelic Brotherhood".

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    The mad wizard

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    well i would tell ya.


    but then i would have to kill ya.....
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