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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 311


    you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, December 6th! Good luck.


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    Nothing. In his mad rage, he knocked everything onto the floor!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliveyew View Post
    We'll select a random winner after Noon Eastern on Thursday, November 30th! Good luck.
    You might want to check what year your calendar is from. Doesn't appear to be 2018.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MyFreePlay View Post
    You might want to check what year your calendar is from. Doesn't appear to be 2018.
    On the Mad Wizard's desk is this calendar, see? And...
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    Default What would be on a mad wizards desk?

    Mome Raths.

    Unless its Mad Mr. Wizard, then a particularly cranky looking beaker. I bet hes mad because you didn't convert to moles, did you? You lazy prick.

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    Incense...d
    "The body is but a vessel for the soul;
    A puppet which bends to the soul's tyrrany.
    And lo, the body is not eternal,
    For it must feed on the flesh of others,
    Lest it return to the dust whence it came.
    Therefore must the soul
    Deceive, Despise, and Murder men..."

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    A bowl of Werther's Originals.
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    Everything

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    Default Re: What would be on a mad wizards desk?

    It is not for me to judge what master keeps on his desk.
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    That's not lag, it's just DDO trying to become turn-based again.

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    Default What would be on a mad wizards desk?

    An empty Rage potion bottle...
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    Everything on his desk is sparkly and glowy and puffs colored smoke and fairy dust. I wouldn't worry about anything on his desk. Now the bottom drawer on the left... I just hope you know the safe word. ;p
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    What would be on a mad wizards desk?

    A potion of Mordenkainen's Disjunction, stripping the mad wizard of magic if they ever drank it.

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    What would be on a mad wizard's desk?

    A mad wizard's beverage.

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    A vape pen
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    Default What would be on a mad wizards desk?

    Things the sane were not meant to see...

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    A neglected doctors note
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    A mad wizardess of course!

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    A smaller desk!

    And an even smaller desk on top of that one...
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Roderick's wand

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