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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 299


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    it's 42... 42 is the answer to everything!

    and just on a side note, if you are adverting for a German speaking guild, shouldn't the advert be in German? ;P

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    Using Air Elementals to generate electricity for my PC so I can play DDO.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    teleport spell to get rid of cars
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    You are still completely free to run around like a jackrabbit on caffeine.
    quem deus vult perdere, dementat prius

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    Air conditioning.

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    My automobile. It would use a fire ele for power and zoom, and air ele to fly (oh yea!), and an earth ele to create personal landing/parking spots!

    Y'know, we need to make this happen!

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    What modern convenience should be powered by bound elementals?

    Freezers by Ice Elementals. Why? Because I love ice cream. Having ice cream in a magical medieval world would be the best thing ever for me.

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    A Microwave

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    the steam engine

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    Bidet, clearly.

    For those people I don't like - preferably powered by a fire elemental.

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    Fire - Microwave

    Earth- For housing

    Air - For to turn spin the turbines that would generate the electricty for my Laptop

    Water - For cleaning my dishes..
    A proud member of the Orien Guild Geezers Only.



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    Default What modern convenience should be powered by bound elementals?

    Pizza ovens. And maybe toaster ovens for frozen pizzas. And frozen springrolls. Or pizza rolls. But mainly for pizzas.

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    Poor Earth Ele's are underemployed. Rooting for the little guy and giving them work powering car crushers.
    Member of "Guild of the Black Dragons" & "Swords of the Light" on Sarlona. Proud "Last" member of Caffeine - we aint stragicially savy.
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    Flushing toilets

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    HVAC, but it would require 3 elementals (air, fire and ice).

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    How about a personal bacon dispenser? It would use one fire elemental to cook and one air to shoot the cooked bacon out to you.
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    I would never enslave an Elemental because they are intelligent beings with free will. However, I love the water and would happily give a nice Water Elemental a home if she needed one.
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    My characters now have one hundred Past Life Feats!

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    Air conditioning with air elementals.
    "Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."

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    Fire elementals for never-ending fireplace and oven.

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    I'm going to get an Ice Elemental and put it in charge of frosty beverages and ice cream.

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