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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 288


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    Quote Originally Posted by Oliveyew View Post
    Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?
    I fight against the right to bear arms.

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    I ate all the honey

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    Default Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?

    I have yet to try 'Disciples of Rage' thus … Free DDO Points Please : )

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    I moonlight as Ranger Smith.

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    I stole their picnic baskets and punched Boo-Boo

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    They're jealous of my grizzly beard.

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    They're enraged with me because I can't get any race on sale for months! You racists....

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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 288 View Post
    Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?
    Because I am, in fact, an undercover Heffalump.


    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

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    I'm sure it was because I ate their porridge and broke their chairs.

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    Because you ate from their soup, and slept in their beds!
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    Because they've been falsely promised that I would bring them honey.
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    Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?

    Because I actually preferred Age of Ultron to Age of Rage and they are trying to correct my mistake.

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    Because they're "Enraged Bears" and weren't equiped with the "dismiss rage" feat... .. so they get angry at everyone with no way to stop.

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    Default Re: Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?

    Enraged? No, they just want some hugs!
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    Pshaw, when have we ever done something like that before. DDO is bug free, I assure you.
    That's not lag, it's just DDO trying to become turn-based again.

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    Default Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?

    Cuz I'm smarter than the average bear.

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    Why are the Enraged Bears in The Age of Rage angry with you?



    I laughed at their rage over nothing. Then I called the hunters. I know, I'm so bad!

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    Because my wolf dance > their bear dance!

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    Because they could never bear my puns
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Cause I am sweet like honey.
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