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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 285



    Thank you for reading the DDO Chronicle! Don't forget to reply below to the Chronicle Comment for your chance to win 500 DDO Points. We'll select TWO random winners after Noon Eastern on Thursday, June 7th. Good luck!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 285 View Post
    Inside of the chest is a Fortune Cookie +1. It reads:
    "This cookie is actually a mimic. Ha Ha."


    Chaos hilariously ensues.
    “To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.” ~ Dr. Suess

    .55653.

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    Cool Whut?!!?

    2 winners? But there can only be one?
    Guild Leader of Ex Deus - The jolly band of Danes and Americans, who live and play in constant denial of timezones and sleep.
    Current toons on Khyber : Marhen ; Rorscharch ; Malfares ; Cyriandes ; Shamsi-Adad ; Asurbanipal ; Asurnasirpal ;

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    Pfff... I was hoping for a Fortune Cookie +8.

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    Default Inside of the chest is a Fortune Cookie +1. It reads:

    "All that glitters is not gold"

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    "The real treasure was friendship all along."
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Default Inside of the chest is a Fortune Cookie +1. It reads:

    "Do not turn around".
    Quote Originally Posted by Lynnabel View Post
    Pshaw, when have we ever done something like that before. DDO is bug free, I assure you.
    That's not lag, it's just DDO trying to become turn-based again.

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    Default Just remember

    to add "in bed."

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    Consume this to gain a permanent +1 inherent bonus to Luck.

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    "I've prepared explosive runes today" *boom*

    not so lucky after all

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    Red face Inside of the chest is a Fortune Cookie +1. ..... It reads………

    “You will receive a fortune cookie.”

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    "If at first you don't succeed,give up."

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    You will have odd chest rewards today.
    (Combat): You were killed by something.

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    Help, I am trapped in a fortune cookie bakery.
    A proud member of the Orien Guild Geezers Only.



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    You will be a great Whirlwind Fighter someday when devs develop an Improved Whirlwind feat.
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    Shhh.... Don't tell the Jester, but all his cookies this fall will be replaced by the fortune cookie bakery. We have sabotaged his supply...... We are taking over the WORLD!!!!!

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    Crowded elevator smell very different to Halfling.

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    Default Inside of the chest is a Fortune Cookie +1. It reads:

    You will go on an adventure soon.

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    Send help. I'm trapped in the fortune cookie factory!
    "Unexplained noises are best left unexplained."
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    "Return this ticket to house Kundarak bank to claim 1 000 000 plat."

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