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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 279



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    #hashtags
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    No one in the world ever gets what they want
    And that is beautiful
    Everybody dies frustrated and sad
    And that is beautiful

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    Sad to say I can bearly think of one.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Fighter, "I thought you said you could "tank" this boss"?

    Druid, "Bear with me"


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    "How did the pirate make his treasure map?"

    "He Druid"



    ...So bad, I know.

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    I can bearly stand not winning DDO Points.

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    There are no jokes about druids. They are, quite simply, not funny.
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    A wolf druid is his own best friend.
    Barf

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    Hrmmm... my "best"(?) one would get me a ban for breaking several forum rules, (but the punchline is "redwood"), so...


    Hear about the Druid with 99 problems? A birch ain't one.

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    Default Druid puns eh?

    You want Druid puns? Shellelagh I haven't been feeling up to much, but that is a request I can takedown with greater vigor. While most people will just make clawful jokes about wolves and how they can "hardly bear it" I'll shred their commentary with my relentless onslaught. I'll be unstoppable!

    (Or just riff off of Druid spells. You take your pick)

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    I hit that elite boss with a ton of fire spells and after a few minutes a ton of cold spells. He was well seasoned after that.
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    Come on guys, be funnier!
    I wanne howl with laughter ...
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    Druids do it in the woods.

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    Default What is your best druid pun or joke?

    I like this one…

    “Did you hear about the Druid who could wield swords when using Wild Shape??”

    “The Devs stated that Druid.. Had the right to Bear Arms!”

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    What do Zombie Druids eat?


    GRAAAAIIIINS!!!

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    I refuse. Puns are un-bear-able.

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    What is your best druid pun or joke?

    A novice druid was brought to the lead hierophant for a review.

    The hierophant asked "Why do you keep going, every day, to the city to ask any newcomer trolls to follow you to the grove? Furthermore, once there, why do you keep polymorphing them into bumblebees?"

    The novice stood confused for a moment, then replied "I thought you told me when I was recruited that I 'Have to bee new troll every single day.' ."
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    I don't know if this counts.
    Anyway, with friends sometimes we call druid dudu.
    So we have a song when we see druids
    "Trottolino amoroso dudu dadada"!!

    (Once happened in PoP a druid was typing levers position and those where "dudu"

    You probably don't find it funny but we died that day

    Then we reborned as kobolds xD

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    I don't wear shoes because I have bare feat.
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    I would make a joke, but i don't think you could BEAR the pun....

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