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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 278



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    Default Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a renegade?

    He tried to put pineapple on a pizza, and so help me -- if I see it again....

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    Because he/she disregards all the safety precautions when operating House Cannith machinery.

    Why else do you think they always need replacement parts for their limbs.
    Last edited by ForgettableNPC; 04-05-2018 at 03:50 PM.
    Just a random, forgettable NPC doing things an NPC does
    Things that NPCs do include, but are not limited to:

    Having a gold goblet over my head to indicate availability of a quest
    Having a catchphrase that never really catches on
    Having various rewards that are generally not worth the trouble
    Wandering around randomly
    Giving out obvious information if it wasn't obvious enough
    Repeating the same lines over and over again
    Repeating the same lines over and over again

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    Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a renegade?

    Because he knows why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
    No one in the world ever gets what they want
    And that is beautiful
    Everybody dies frustrated and sad
    And that is beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by ForgettableNPC View Post
    Because he/she disregards all the safety precautions when operating House Cannith machinery.

    Why else do you think they always need replacement parts for their limbs.
    "Do not look into laser with remaining eye."
    No one in the world ever gets what they want
    And that is beautiful
    Everybody dies frustrated and sad
    And that is beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by The DDO Chronicle: Issue 278 View Post
    Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a renegade?
    Because when you have a Battlefist... you don't need no rules.



    “Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.” ~ Mark Twain

    .57460.

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    Runs with scissors!
    Top of the Naughty List

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    'cuz he's a Renegade Mastermaker

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    Because it chose to be master and not make them.

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    Default Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a Renegade

    Because he is in fear for his life from the long arm of the law
    Law man has put an end to his running and he's so far from House Cannith.
    The Lord of Blades can hear him a crying, so scared and all alone
    Hangman is coming down from the gallows and He doesn't have very long

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    Because "Grenade Master" was taken.

    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    If you die in a trap, it sort of is your fault. Unless it's my fault, then IT IS my fault


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    Default Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a renegade?

    Because he's a SWF melee, group healing, slam-dance fighting machine with a heart of gold.
    Everyone roots for the underdog, right?

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    Random

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    The gig is up, the news is out, they fin-a-ly found him...

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    Ask the Lord of Blades
    Wiki dashboard with some useful stealthplay links
    Proud Knight Templar of the Silver Legion, Cannith: Saekee (main; epic completionist); Parked Toons: Katwoemyn (10), Saelegion (4), Alitirala (4), Naerfelka (21)


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    He just didn't like the way the Arcanotechnician's and Battle Engineer's did things, so he went his own way. It took quite a while for us to figure out which way that was. :-)

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    Default Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a renegade?

    He actually started out as the Rollerblade Pastamaker, but it got written down wrong, and he just went with it cuz he got more street cred.

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    Default Why is the Renegade Mastermaker a renegade?

    He / she does not know the distinction between creator and created.

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    Because he thinks Grease is a party buff.
    No one in the world ever gets what they want
    And that is beautiful
    Everybody dies frustrated and sad
    And that is beautiful

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    Because the RM is running their Action Points away from DPS into tankiness and RepairCleric? circles. Also Rune-arm SMASH is pretty retro.... err renegade.
    Happy 14th DDO.

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