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    Default The DDO Chronicle: Issue 217



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    I cast fire wall on the rock then when it goes I cast cone of cold then repeat till crack the stone

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    roll the stone away so no one else gets the sword.

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    Use some grease!

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    [.UMD]

    Scroll of Disintegrate.

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    Well obviously you look for the orphan boy that matches all the mythical signs for being the one and give him a shiny gold coin to pull it out for you. Work smarter, not harder.
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    Sounds to me like I just found a stone maul.

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    Cast Stone to Flesh on the rock and yank it out.

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    Buy a sword just like it off the AH

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    Default Sword in a Stone

    Get (an) Arti to pull it out. 'Specially if his last name is "Pendragon".
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    i'd cast meld into stone on the sword and just get it out

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    A magic sword is stuck in a heavy stone, and you can't pull it out. What do you do?

    Get a pick, a sledge hammer and use them to smash the rock to pieces.

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    Is it a high valued sentient sword that stuck in the rock? If it is, talk to it, perhaps it has a quest? Once the quest is solved, perhaps, it will be willing to pull itself out to join the rescuer.

    Figured Disintegrate is a dangerous spell and has the possibility of melting the sword too; so it should not be used.

    Figured Stone to Flesh requires a petrified creature and a sword inside a rock with the rock not being a petrified creature; the spell would just fizzle.

    How about learning that spell Transmute Rock to Mud which turns the rock that stuck the sword in to mud; and then get the sword out of the mud? Of course, the Lord of Stone won't like it, but hey...

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    Walk away, because it is useless. It's not a Dwarven Axe.

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    1. Catch Big, Strong Red Dragon
    2. Break the Dragon so I can ride it, ala Cowboys Bronco Busting
    3. Paw Dwarven Mining Crew(Lots and lots of gold) to dig big tunnel under the rock, adding support as I need them to hold rock up and make the opening just big enough for my new pet Dragon to fit under the Rock
    4. Lower Rock on to big, strong red dragon
    5. Secure rock in place with web spells
    6. Fly my dragon way up high, try to find some sort of Hobgoblin, Gnoll, or Minotaur Fortification
    7. Burn Webs away with burning hands
    8. Drop Rock on the fortification, hope and pray the Hobgoblin, Gnolls, or Minotaurs do not find sword.
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    I would first try to identify what type of magic item it is to determine if it's worth any further effort to retrieve. If it happens to be something that would be worth retrieving, I would pray to my deity for the divine might necessary to smash the stone into bits allowing retrieval of the sword. If the stone was also magical and could not be smashed then I would attempt to lift and carry it back to civilization (with a 50 something strength I can carry well over 100,000 pounds) where I will hire help in breaking the enchantment on the stone so the sword could be taken.

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    Default A magic sword is stuck in a heavy stone, and you can't pull it out. What do you do?

    Wait for the chosen to take it. Then Power Word: Kill, bam new Sword....

    Brutal? Yes, but hey, he was armed.....

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    Bring a piece of paper because paper beats rock!


    ....

    Please Nerf Rock!
    Paper is fine

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    That's easy. If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, he will sit and drink beer all day.

    Wait. What was the question?

    I think I need to be done fishing today...
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    Default I am your King!

    Walk up to the sword, pull it from the stone ... Because I am King here!

    Well I didn't vote for you..
    you don't vote for kings!
    well, 'ow did you become king then
    [angels sing]
    pulled from the stone; I held aloft Excalibur signifying by divine providence that I was to be king.
    [singing stops]
    Listen; pulling swords laying around in stones is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from ta mandate from the masses, not some farcical stone ceremony.
    Be quiet! [threatens with the sword]
    ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system! help, help I'm being repressed

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