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    Death's Dominator Eth's Avatar
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    Default Honest Past Life Feats

    We all know the flavor text on the past life feats.
    ...but which of your habits, do you think, sometimes actually is the result of a past life?

    Share your "honest past life feats".


    Here goes my list:

    Past Life: Wizard
    You were a Wizard in a past life. You occasionally get scared when a sunburst goes off.

    Past Life: Artificer
    You were an Artificer in a past life. You occasionally find yourself buffing everyone in the raid with the same buff.

    Past Life: Favored Soul
    You were a Favored Soul in a past life. You occasionally pull red dungeon alert and continue to kite every mob through it.

    Past Life: Ranger
    You were a Ranger in a past life. You occasionally remind yourself that you actually need arrows for the first manyshot of the day.

    Past Life: Cleric
    You were a Cleric in a past life. You occasionally try to hjeal stupid through a wall.

    Past Life: Paladin
    You were a Paladin in a past life. You occasionally try to tank a boss you weren't supposed to tank.

    Past Life: Barbarian
    You were a Barbarian in a past life. You occasionally find yourself twitch fighting like Axer himself.

    Past Life: Purple Dragon Knight
    You were a Purple Dragon Knight in a past life. You occasionally find yourself typing '/showhelmet on'.

    Past Life: Monk
    You were a Monk in a past life. You occasionally hate yourself.
    Thelanis - Ethforged - Etherar - Fjirty --- Mitis Mors
    Ghallanda - Ethrayne - Ethryne --- Omnipresence
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    Past Life: Warlock
    You were a Warlock in a past life. You occasionally kill all mobs in the dungeon with one button.

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    Past Life: Cleric
    You were a Cleric in a past life. You occasionally remember to hjeal.

    ~Anaelsbet~; ~Elsbet~; ~Lilabet~; ~Islabet~; ~Phaeddre~
    ~Ascent~

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    Past Life: Fighter
    You occasionally remember not being gimped DPS compared to all the other martial classes.

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    Past Life: Ranger
    You were a ranger in a past life. You occasionaly find yourself able to run backwards faster when holding a bow.
    Last edited by Saekee; 02-01-2016 at 08:18 AM.

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    Past Life: Sorcerer
    You were a Sorcerer in a past life. You occasionally kill few mobs using all your spell points.
    Quote Originally Posted by JOTMON View Post
    I don't think you get a choice.. you are Rys's minion..

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    Past Life: Rogue
    You were a rogue in your past life. You occasionally find yourself in combat with subpar gear, having forgotten that you swapped out several pieces in that suspiciously quiet hallway.
    Last edited by Saekee; 02-01-2016 at 08:34 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizza View Post
    Past Life: Sorcerer
    You were a Sorcerer in a past life. You occasionally die.
    ftfy

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    Past Life: druid


    when you are in citw, and you see the ground crack you run to it, thinking it is your earthquake.................
    main toons: hauteur(silly caster) Sttomper (silly barbarian)-jammiee (Silly paladin)
    Quote Originally Posted by Eladrin View Post
    You are still completely free to run around like a jackrabbit on caffeine.
    quem deus vult perdere, dementat prius

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eth View Post
    Past Life: Monk
    You were a Monk in a past life. You still hate yourself. you always hate yourself
    fify!
    main toons: hauteur(silly caster) Sttomper (silly barbarian)-jammiee (Silly paladin)
    Quote Originally Posted by Eladrin View Post
    You are still completely free to run around like a jackrabbit on caffeine.
    quem deus vult perdere, dementat prius

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    Past Life: Babarian
    "BAR BAR BAR. BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR BAR!"
    translated as...
    You were a Barbarian in a past life. You occasionally find yourself holding down mouse 1 for healing and dps.

    Past Life: Completionist
    You take toughness instead because you want epic toughness.
    Last edited by Holymunchkin; 02-01-2016 at 08:55 AM. Reason: more coller

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wizza View Post
    Past Life: Sorcerer
    You were a Sorcerer in a past life. You are now jellos of Warlocks and seek to persecute those who play them. ... Noob
    there we go
    Last edited by Holymunchkin; 02-01-2016 at 08:51 AM.

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    Death's Dominator Eth's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hobgoblin View Post
    fify!
    I did it for the +1 melee damage! OK? *runsoffintears*
    Thelanis - Ethforged - Etherar - Fjirty --- Mitis Mors
    Ghallanda - Ethrayne - Ethryne --- Omnipresence
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eth View Post
    I was young and needed the +1 melee damage! OK? *runsoffintears*
    ftfy
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    Past life Warlock: You occasionally hear voices telling you it's time to pay the piper.
    The Shadow Sage of Nusemne

    (LYCEUM OF SHADOW): "ONLY FOOLS CALL THE SHADOW EVIL"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rys View Post
    Past Life: Warlock
    You were a Warlock in a past life. You occasionally kill all mobs in the dungeon with one button.
    No, that's the Barbarian/Fighter/Paladin...now where are those cleave clickies, have to hot bar them...
    The Shadow Sage of Nusemne

    (LYCEUM OF SHADOW): "ONLY FOOLS CALL THE SHADOW EVIL"

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    Past Life: Bard
    You were a Bard in a past life. You occassionally find the rest of the group is already halfway through the dungeon when you're done buffing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkmits View Post
    Past Life: Bard
    You were a Bard in a past life. You occasionally find the rest of the group is already halfway through the dungeon while you're still buffing.
    ftfy
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    Tolkiens Law: Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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    Screw subtle!

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    Past life: Thief
    You're not sure why every monster sees you despite being in sneak mode.

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    Past Life: Artificer
    You were an Artificer in a past life. You now occasionally feel remorse for the iron defenders you sacrificed in your quest for power.

    Past Life: Barbarian
    You were a Barbarian in a past life. You occasionally recall what is best in life.
    Griglok (main)- Cleric (TRing), Duelcore- Wiz 18/FvS 2, Embezzler- Rogue, Fiergen- Ftr 8/Rgr 6/Mnk 6, Greyhead- monk, Havegun- Ftr 2/Pal 18, Jayberwocky- Ftr 8/Mnk 12, Laciolux- Clr 16/FvS 4, Prototech- Artificer, Rendorc- Barbarian, Seasharp- Bard
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