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    He continues to run Mabar.
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    -Traps disable themselves as he approaches.
    -Secret doors reveal themselves as he gets near.

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    -He did tell Cellimas to keep her knickers on but she couldn't resist him...
    -He gathered all of the dragons and giants together in Tor just to give them chance.
    -The Stromreaver disabled the doomsday device himself because he asked the giant nicely.
    -Varath ran off when he said: "Hush son or I call Your Mamma!"
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    When asked to link a boss beater to get into a raid group, he linked a jpg of himself.

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    He never gets stuck, Eberron /stucks for him.
    Pit Fiend venom gives him stacking constitution.
    Feather Fall? he can fly.
    Eberron is his air ship.

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    -Lolth and the Spinner have to watch his cut scenes


    Best thread I have read in years, was laughing out loud at the end.
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    -The walls in Coalescence Chamber move to avoid colliding with him.
    -He once got the Stormreaver to quit crying about things for a minute.
    -He made a kobold forget Waterworks.
    -Otto uses his boxes.
    -He piked while soloing and still completed.
    -He plays on Ghallanda, even when it's unavailable.
    -CS contacts him.

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    The most interesting adventurer finds himself perusing The Vault of secrets on a daily basis.

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    - For him, simply logging in is considered an exploit and he'll ban any GM who calls him on it.
    - When he swings his Great Axe, he stands still and the game-world has to twitch.
    - Don't ask him if he's completed his puzzle. He finished in 2006 while creating his first character.
    - Energy tries to resist him and fails.
    - He's found a use for every single available feat.
    - Every update, Fred comes to him and has to pay him for any changes to the game.
    - He used 'Summon Monster I' to call forth the Tarrasque and dismissed it because it's 'gimp'.
    - His farts are considered a valuable collectable.
    - He once forgot his Boots of Anchoring and the Plane of Shavarath was banished to the marketplace.
    BONGO FURY - Ghallanda - Thingfish - Wizard, Diuni - Ninja, Gheale - Angel, Dullknife - Tank, Noodlefish - Gimp, Jaquaby - Treacherous and other gimps I won't cop to.

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    He can climb ladders without bugging out.

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    He made the Kessel run in 1 parsec. Without a ship.

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    He once earned completionist... On his first Life.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mobrien316 View Post
    - He can solo a dungeon while piking.

    - He gets EE versions of gear while running Heroic Normal.

    - He put Suulomades to the question.

    - He always exits the Wayward Lobster by the same door he used to enter.
    I'm giving my votes to this one; 4 of 4, especially #1.
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    - Knows what happened to +Sir Lawrence
    - Is the cause of Red Alert AND Lag
    - Doesn't need Underwater Action, Feather Fall.
    - All of his bonuses stack
    - He is the reason Halflings invented the Heroic Companion Enhancement, out of embarassment
    - Never gets ransack
    - Was flagged for every raid Jan 1, 2006
    - Was capped during character creation
    - Has DR ?/-
    - The Queen of Summer wants to have tea with him
    - Fights with TWF (THREE Weapon Fighting) with Monkey Grip
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sillk View Post
    - Knows what happened to +Sir Lawrence
    - Is the cause of Red Alert AND Lag
    - Doesn't need Underwater Action, Feather Fall.
    - All of his bonuses stack
    - He is the reason Halflings invented the Heroic Companion Enhancement, out of embarassment
    - Never gets ransack
    - Was flagged for every raid Jan 1, 2006
    - Was capped during character creation

    - Has DR ?/-
    - The Queen of Summer wants to have tea with him



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    -He built the mouth of Splinterskull

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    He IS the man from Nantucket.

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    When he logs to G-land, everyone else is disconnected.
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    So why are none of these in the form of: He doesn't always .... but when he does ... ?

    For example: He doesn't always run Waterworks, but when he does, kobold doesn't remember.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CheeseMilk View Post
    -Otto uses his boxes.
    lmao best in show!

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