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    Default My GF is such a treasure! I found her in an end chest.

    +5 shrieking battleaxe of hoglum bane.

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    thought you would use 'heavy pick.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoglum View Post
    +5 shrieking battleaxe of hoglum bane.
    If your GF plays, you might need to make friends with the couch for little while now...
    Now excuse me while I wander off to arm myself with Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and hunker down behind my Armored Beer Refrigerator, while I have the UFO's take control of the Congresional Wives with the help of the International Cocaine Smugglers and the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

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    Ahh, I have dated her sister.

    + 2 Curse spewing Battle Axe of Deception
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saekee View Post
    thought you would use 'heavy pick.'

    No, that's for my nose.

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    My ex might have been from the same family.

    +5 Chaotic Sickle of Backstabbing in one hand
    and Dagger of Inquisition in the other

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    Be glad it was not a shrieking of funbane.

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    Default On the flip side...

    I think if my ex-wife played she'd say she had found a Bastard Sword with nothing special about it
    Now excuse me while I wander off to arm myself with Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and hunker down behind my Armored Beer Refrigerator, while I have the UFO's take control of the Congresional Wives with the help of the International Cocaine Smugglers and the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by PuppiesAndRainbows View Post
    My ex might have been from the same family.

    +5 Chaotic Sickle of Backstabbing in one hand
    and Dagger of Inquisition in the other
    I did spit take reading that!
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    Seriously, am I the only one who's partner here would be a +5 holy burst morningstar of stunning by day or a +5 strength sapping handwraps of bone breaking by night?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir_Noob View Post
    Ahh, I have dated her sister.

    + 2 Curse spewing Battle Axe of Deception
    I thought that was the mother-in-law?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleus View Post
    Seriously, am I the only one who's partner here would be a +5 holy burst morningstar of stunning by day or a +5 strength sapping handwraps of bone breaking by night?
    Bone Breaking? That's a little too rough for my taste, I prefer mine as Screaming of Blasphemy
    Now excuse me while I wander off to arm myself with Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and hunker down behind my Armored Beer Refrigerator, while I have the UFO's take control of the Congresional Wives with the help of the International Cocaine Smugglers and the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by PermaBanned View Post
    I think if my ex-wife played she'd say she had found a Bastard Sword with nothing special about it
    You realize what that implies?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saekee View Post
    You realize what that implies?
    Pretty sure Perma does....
    I think he's telling us that he has a long blade that takes the average person two hands to hold, and that his blade no special enchantments on it.

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    I met my now-wife in a pug.

    I had some really great loot gems on.
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    I put my ex on a pedestal, but she was a sharp spiteful cold hearted ***** that I barely used when bloody.

    +1 Festival Icy Burst Holy Burst Falchion of bloodletter.
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