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    Hi,

    how to play offline games in mobile

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    Quote Originally Posted by kani View Post
    Hi,

    how to play offline games in mobile
    lol

    How to get free drinks in bar?
    I used to play Mechwarrior and Tribes, so I embrace the lag.

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    Who is this guy!
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    Hello, please help me:

    How to bath a cat without it fighting back?
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    well... very hot summer days atm. that can be reason for various strange things to happen with ppl.
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    How is babby formed?
    I used to play Mechwarrior and Tribes, so I embrace the lag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rykka View Post
    lol

    How to get free drinks in bar?
    Have teh boobz?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soulfurnace View Post
    Have teh boobz?
    ha ha ha
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    Quote Originally Posted by viktorserak View Post
    Hello, please help me:

    How to bath a cat without it fighting back?
    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge of the toilet, as his paws - and claws - will be reaching out for any object they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside, and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside, where he will proceed to dry himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexraven View Post
    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge of the toilet, as his paws - and claws - will be reaching out for any object they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside, and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside, where he will proceed to dry himself.

    Sincerely,

    The Family Dog
    excellent instructions. =)

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    If you want a good chuckle, read the other posts by this user...don't know where he thinks he is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dexraven View Post
    1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

    2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

    3. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

    4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge of the toilet, as his paws - and claws - will be reaching out for any object they can find.

    5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

    6. Have someone open the door to the outside, and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

    7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

    8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside, where he will proceed to dry himself.

    Sincerely,

    The Family Dog
    Brilliant.

    You sure this is not an exploit ?
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