Ummm...Free* housing for adventurers (who have saved Stormreach from utter destruction), with unlimited BtC item storage.
*Excludes property taxes, move-in fees, zoning fees, deed registration fees, additional pet registration fees (as applicable), "home owner association" fees, block fees, inspection fees, building permit fees, and other applicable charges.
Last edited by ComicRelief; 05-14-2014 at 12:04 AM.
"...At least it tells us they understand our language; they're just not willing to speak to us in it. -Who knew they were French?"
Beholders ARE allowed in the marketplace.
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Do away with copper coins (they cost more to mint than they're worth anyway).
Silver, gold, platinum...ooooh....shinies!
All Coin Lords must wear clown suits during regular business hours.
I would fire Harbormaster Zin.
Why in Ebberon and all the planes is there a half sunken ship blocking a prime dock used for commerce? According to Captain Niles Cage it was not his fault in anyway and there is nothing he can do about it, but row us further out to a ship, so we could get to the Inlet.
I must say I was a little steamed when I brought my date to the Harbor so we could go to the Inlet for the day, and this mess is still here in the Harbor. Having to go back and forth on a row boat to get to the larger ship for transport cut into the amount of time that I got to spend with my lady at the beach. I wanted to give her a necklace I made from seashells that I gathered from our last visit to the Inlet at sunset, but instead we had to leave early, because of the row boat situation.
Pass a Whining Tax, Anyone who whines in the forums has to pay the tax. VIP players and Premium players who have paid real $ (or equivalent) recently are exempt.
Well lets see chances are it would be my first toon invited so.... oh **** my rouge assassin. Well then he would make a haven for adventurers..........
with an underground assassin ring that he takes %20 of all contracts made.
If you were made a Coin Lord, what would be your first official mandate?
Scarlet the Harlot would be immediately reinstated to her previous duties - with all due backpay, and a sizable bonus for her inconvenience.
She never judged by the size of one's... tusks.
Coin Serf, the Hagglebot with Benefits, is hereby promoted to Coin Lord, named Treasurer of the Realm, and designated to receive all annual Stormreach taxes.
Everyone send 10% of your currency and Astral Shards to her immediately, forthwith, and posthaste.
Step lively now.
Apply a 1% Coinlord Tax on all Astral Shard Auction House transactions, the proceeds going directly to my account.
Clear the kobolds out of the sewers once and for all. And turn them into low income housing for displaced adventures.
Build a bank worthy of my name!
"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad."
All gold coins must hereby be edible and chocolate.
My first mandate would be that Baudry Cartamon must take a class in Business Ethics.
Sarlona: Gedov Stillcloak
Current: Half-Elf Ranger (10) / Wizard (7) / Rogue (1)
Past: Ranger, Wizard, Ranger, Rogue, Ranger, Rogue
Goldfish left Lincoln Logs in your sock drawer.
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