Now many of Bairclaw’s fans have been asking, “Bairclaw what are you doing now?” So, Bairclaw desided to write it down, even dough writing makes his hands and head hurt.
That is probablee the first thing that Bairclaw should mention – his hands are different. Actually his hole body is different. Bairclaw don’t know how it all happen. One day he just wake up and be different. At first he was scared because he was covered with plating. He tried to rip it off, but that’s when he noticed that his shapely Horc body was gone. Bairclaw no longer have arms like trees. That make Bairclaw a little sad, but he had no time to worry about it because some dude was talking to him.
The dude was big and shining and had knives sticking out of him. He talked a lot and Bairclaw got kinda bored. Then the shiny, knifey dude ask Bairclaw if he want to be a paladin. Now first thought to come to Bairclaw mind was, “Dude, Paladins suck.” But Bairclaw did not want to hurt feelings of Knifey Shiny, so he think long hard time to come up with something nice to say. After a while I say, “no.”
So, Knifey Shiny let me go. I then went and saw some trainers to help me out. I even found one guy who could get rid of my paladin level that Knifey Shiny must have given me on the sly.
Now Bairclaw already know what you are going to ask next – Bairclaw who did you train with? Bairclaw know that because many people have already been asking. You see Bairclw reel smart! So Bairclaw remembur things from past. Furst, he like to punch peepul in face, so he go and see monk trainer. Second Bairclaw remembur that he like wizerds, because they have gud fireworks, so he go and see wizurd trainer. Forth Bariclaw remembur that he like to fight and that he is gud at it, so he go see fighter trainer.
Now Bairclaw remembur that last time he did training everyone wanted to know what is wuz and he was like… uh I forgot, so this time he write it all down, even though he did not have as many fingers as he did befour.
So hear it is…
1. Monk – Insightful Reflexes / Power Attack
2. Monk – THF
3. Wizard – Cleave / Extend
6. Wizard – Adept of Forms
7. Wizerd – Quicken
8. Fighter – Great Cleave
9. Fighter – Mental Toughness / Weapon Focus
11. Fighter – Weapon Specialization
12. Fighter – Master of Forms
13. Fighter – Improved Critical: Slashing
15. Fighter – Improved Mental Toughness / Greater Weapon Focus
17. Fighter – ITHF
18. Fighter – Grand Master of Forms
19. Fighter – GTHF
21. Overwhelming Critical
24. Epic Mental Toughness
26. Perfect 2HF
27. Epic Reflexes
28. Elusive Target
Kensai – Tier 5 for keen blade and centered thing
Monk – for reflexes and dodge
Eldritch Nite – for the shieldy bubble thing and other stuffs
Bladeforged – for bladeforged stuff
So, dat is a lot of teknickel stuff that Bairclaw not even sure he understands but he just give you the short version of bennafits here…
Reconstruct, Displacement, Rage and Haste
Bairclaw run in legendairy drednot and twists in… sense weakness, dance of flowers and unearthly reactions
Now Bairclaw not normally a guy dat brags so, I just share this next part so you know I am pretty gud at fighting with people. Bairclaw has solo’d EEs.
Ok, now Bairclaw thinks five days have past sense he started writing this and even though his plated brain seems to be smartur than his old fat head brain, it is still very exzosting so he going to take a break.
PS – Bairclaw still like donutz …. dat not change