It is clear that crispy bacon is better than all other bacon in DDO and so needs some NERFING.
It tastes better, has better mouth feel and is just plain awesome. It has Synergies with all Over Powered Epic Meals as well, such as the barbecue chicken club.
But my friends and i are casual diners who don't want to make epic meals for an elite few. I like undercooked bacon and my friend enjoys synthetic bacon bits that you might sprinkle on an iceburg based salad. The entire point of eating is to eat all kinds of random stuff without really thinking it through. If you are focused on getting the best things in the best combination for the best meal you are doing it wrong and it breaks the game for me.
When people put up PUGs for meal time, they always want crispy bacon and we just can't compete with that. When i bring out my undercooked greasy bacon, and other people bring out crispy bacon, well i just start to feel bad.
1. Nobody should have crispy bacon. There should be a max cook time. This is obvious.
2. Certain synergies should be prevented. How is it OK to have a hamburger with cheese and bacon and condiments and lettuce? That is asking too much and breaks the game.
People should have the following choices:
a hamburger patty without a bun
a ketchup sandwich
a cheese sandwich
bacon and mustard.
Then you would all have to get together to make a better meal and people would have to take me and my greasy bacon, since it is the best you can get. This would make the meal scene more exciting and encourage people to eat together.
Nerf Crispy Bacon Now!