Love or hate them, they rule the roost so until the great wheel of FOTM turns, lets at least have some fun.
1. What do you call a raid with 4 monkchers and 8 open slots? Full.
2. What does a monkcher call a pure ranger? Slowcher.
3. Why did the monkcher cross the road. To kite on the other side.
4. What is a straight line for a monkcher. A semi-circle.
5. How many xp does a regular toon get if he takes time to buff while the moncher starts the quest. Zero, quest will have been completed.
6. What does a monkcher call a shiradhi archmage in epic elite? A Hastebot
7. What do monchers call a barb in epic elite? XP penalty
8. What do monchers call a cleric in a party? Lag insurance.
9. What do monkchers call a slayer, fury salvo that only does 10,000 pts of damage. An Oops, the monkcher must have forgotten to activate something.
10. What do you call 4 monkchers in an epic hard raid. Overkill actually what od you call 1 monkcher in an epic hard raid. Still overkill
11. Finally, because of Monkchers level 30 Epic Elite raids, bosses will have their hit points expressed as exponents. Boss HP will be like 1.7 x 10 8th power.
Please follow up with clean jokes about monkchers