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    Default Monkcher Jokes

    Love or hate them, they rule the roost so until the great wheel of FOTM turns, lets at least have some fun.

    1. What do you call a raid with 4 monkchers and 8 open slots? Full.

    2. What does a monkcher call a pure ranger? Slowcher.

    3. Why did the monkcher cross the road. To kite on the other side.

    4. What is a straight line for a monkcher. A semi-circle.

    5. How many xp does a regular toon get if he takes time to buff while the moncher starts the quest. Zero, quest will have been completed.

    6. What does a monkcher call a shiradhi archmage in epic elite? A Hastebot

    7. What do monchers call a barb in epic elite? XP penalty

    8. What do monchers call a cleric in a party? Lag insurance.

    9. What do monkchers call a slayer, fury salvo that only does 10,000 pts of damage. An Oops, the monkcher must have forgotten to activate something.

    10. What do you call 4 monkchers in an epic hard raid. Overkill actually what od you call 1 monkcher in an epic hard raid. Still overkill

    11. Finally, because of Monkchers level 30 Epic Elite raids, bosses will have their hit points expressed as exponents. Boss HP will be like 1.7 x 10 8th power.



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    Lol, some good ones in there for sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcalm3000 View Post
    Love or hate them, they rule the roost so until the great wheel of FOTM turns, lets at least have some fun.

    1. What do you call a raid with 1 monkcher and 11 free slots? Full.

    Please follow up with clean jokes about monkchers
    Fixed it

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    nice. and true

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    funny stuff. Thanks for lightening the mood on the topic.
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    What does a monkcher call any other toon? - Gimp!

    How many monkchers do you need to change one light bulb? Cannot be measured, since when do monkchers change light bulbs?

    Chuck Norris does not need to learn the way of the monkcher. - He invented it.

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    Some people spend the time, while they pike a raid being done by a monkcher creatively.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcalm3000 View Post
    Love or hate them, they rule the roost so until the great wheel of FOTM turns, lets at least have some fun.

    2. What does a monkcher call a pure ranger? Gimp!
    FTFY.

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    How my monkchers does it require to change a light bulb?

    Six. Five to talk about their biggest crit shot ever while the one with the Artificer splash changes it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by aristarchus1000 View Post
    How my monkchers does it require to change a light bulb?

    Six. Five to talk about their biggest crit shot ever while the one with the Artificer splash changes it....
    Yeah, and they would call him "Gimp!".

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    Maybe not proper joke, per se, but...

    Maybe its the 7 Ranger that stalks her Prey...



    or Maybe it's the 7 Rogue, trying to bluff her way through...



    or maybe, just Maybe... its that 6 Monk within...



    yea. Maybe.



    :P

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    Nice job on that make up!

    +1

    Rolling a monkcher now….

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    Not exactly a pure monkcher joke, but...

    Player A: Yesterday I TRed my toon into a lv. 2 Fav splashed Sorc...
    Player B, playing THE monkcher, interrupting: What, there are other builds that can be played?


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    And what is a monkcher with a Barb splash called? - A Clonk-Cher.
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    Cool

    pasting @ FourBucks while waiting :/
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    Archery Contest:

    Once upon a time there was an archery contest.

    The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position...
    He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target!

    Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM...... ROBIN HOOD!!!

    The crowd cheers!

    The second archer with a cape lines up in position.
    He fires his arrow which hits the center and cuts robin hood's arrow into two!!

    He takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... WILLIAM TELL!!!!!!

    The crowd cheers!

    Finally, a third man in cape lines up in position...
    He fires his arrow but it goes all wrong!

    It flies past the crowd --and kills the king! :O

    Then the man takes off his cape and screams: I AM...... SORRY!!!)

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    Quote Originally Posted by nestroy View Post
    yeah, and they would call him "gimp!".
    lol
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    Kock knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Exploiter. Exploiter who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Blitz. Blitz who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Helves Angel. Helves Angel who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Monkcher........ (Come back in three months for the rest of this joke.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paleus View Post
    Kock knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Exploiter. Exploiter who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Blitz. Blitz who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Helves Angel. Helves Angel who?

    Knock knock. Who's there? Monkcher........ (Come back in three months for the rest of this joke.)
    Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
    -she has no arms.
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    Knock Knock

    "Who's There?"

    "Not Sally".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawai View Post
    Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
    -she has no arms.
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    Knock Knock

    "Who's There?"

    "Not Sally".
    trying to drink coffee while reading this.... very painful as that was hard to not cover my keyboard in coffee as that was very funny.

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    [QUOTE=Nestroy;5242569
    Chuck Norris does not need to learn the way of the monkcher. - He invented it.[/QUOTE]

    heh nice one.
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    The Abbot, The Truthfull One and Epic Vela meet in a pocket dimension to have a heated argument over who is allowed to rule all of Eberron for eternity. Who wins?

    - The Monkcher. He mistook this to be a raid to do solo on EE.
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