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  1. #61
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    Default Ask the Jester

    Jester,

    Where are your calorie and RDA packaging requirements? How am I supposed to know how many cookies I can eat each day?

    If I've eaten too many, I need to know how many extra calories I've taken in, so I know how much wilderness running I have to do, or I'll never fit back into this armor.

    By the way, does this chainmail make my butt look big??

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    Default What would you ask the Jester?

    What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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    Cool Jester....

    What would happen if a kobold eat a kobold cookie? I'm in fear that would destroy the universe, but want to confirm

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    Jester, do you know where I can buy some...er....some...you know....special "cookies"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Holybird View Post
    Hello Mr. Jester. How has your year been? I'm Lolth's lawyer and she is very frustrated. She send me to ask you when did you last time pay for me to spell my drows to cookies and selling them with my name and face? And when did you last time pay me 10% from all your sold cookies? We'll see you in Court. She really want to see you dodging all blades of Lailat. We see you again soon.


    P.S Jester actually hides most of year in Finland. He is really good casting greater teleport.
    This is the post that should have won.

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