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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    after Update 20:

    Also, sorry that this didn't make it into the Release Notes. There was a mis-placement in the bug on this in regards to which update it was targeted for, so we failed to get this into the notes. Obviously, this is the most significant change in Update 20, so we apologize.
    A snide but honest question, and I do apologize for the snideness of it.

    Who only cooks one strip of bacon when I'd expect the ship's galley to have a stock of bacon? That is the one thing I never understood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missing_Minds View Post
    A snide but honest question, and I do apologize for the snideness of it.

    Who only cooks one strip of bacon when I'd expect the ship's galley to have a stock of bacon? That is the one thing I never understood.

    It's magic bacon. You take a strip away and another one instantly appears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missing_Minds View Post
    A snide but honest question, and I do apologize for the snideness of it.

    Who only cooks one strip of bacon when I'd expect the ship's galley to have a stock of bacon? That is the one thing I never understood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grosbeak07 View Post
    It's magic bacon. You take a strip away and another one instantly appears.
    Ah, the ever full bottle of wine. Where was that from.... "It's a Wonderful Life"? Old black and white movie.

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    Ghostbacone!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Missing_Minds View Post
    A snide but honest question, and I do apologize for the snideness of it.

    Who only cooks one strip of bacon when I'd expect the ship's galley to have a stock of bacon? That is the one thing I never understood.
    When you make your bacon from dragon meat, you try to make it last.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Missing_Minds View Post
    A snide but honest question, and I do apologize for the snideness of it.

    Who only cooks one strip of bacon when I'd expect the ship's galley to have a stock of bacon? That is the one thing I never understood.
    They are just prepping the pan with bacon grease before cooking the meal. That strip of bacon is for the chef. Steal at your own peril.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    When you make your bacon from dragon meat, you try to make it last.
    But Kobolds are everywhere...

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    Thumbs up I <3 Bacon!

    Thanks Cordovan!

    Seeing (and hearing!) sizzling bacon in the galley when I am running around grabbing ship buffs just puts a big smile on my face.

    We appreciate the Critical Return of the Bacon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    When you make your bacon from dragon meat, you try to make it last.



    SHOW ME WHERE PIGDRAGONS ARE IN THE MONSTER MANUAL!!!


    As an aside this whole thing is confusing... Does, "when pigs fly" even mean anything anymore?!
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    Best fix ever.

    It proves the power of bacon that even an image of it, when removed, is missed by all.

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    No good unless you cook it naked!

    You better put on a few more strips...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    When you make your bacon from dragon meat, you try to make it last.
    You don't make bacon, you make dragon cheese steak sandwhichiess!

    And if you can, Jerry, see if you can't find and old 2.0 Dragonomicon to see what you'd have to do to prepare the meat. I don't think the 3.x ever went into those details. (I forget). Seriously, I'd you want to choose which "color" dragon to use carefully. Copper or Brass would probably be your better bets. White may work, just have to really season it. Don't even bother with black.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nibor View Post
    They are just prepping the pan with bacon grease before cooking the meal. That strip of bacon is for the chef. Steal at your own peril.
    Ah, a good logical answer. I can approve of such.

    edit: But I'd still want more bacon.
    Last edited by Missing_Minds; 11-14-2013 at 10:57 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    Before Update 20:

    After Update 20:

    Also, sorry that this didn't make it into the Release Notes. There was a mis-placement in the bug on this in regards to which update it was targeted for, so we failed to get this into the notes. Obviously, this is the most significant change in Update 20, so we apologize.
    What? <munch, munch, munch> You were saying? <munch, munch, munch>

    Oh <munch> it's ok <munch> we have <munch> our bacon <munch> back!

    All is forgiven <cleans face>.

    (great pics, btw)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    When you make your bacon from dragon meat, you try to make it last.
    — 'cause its magically delicious!

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    Could i have some broccoli..?

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    A: Hey, wanna join our guild? Level 87.

    B: How much bacon stripes?

    A: 1

    B: Nothxbai.^^
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meat-Head View Post
    SHOW ME WHERE PIGDRAGONS ARE IN THE MONSTER MANUAL!!!


    As an aside this whole thing is confusing... Does, "when pigs fly" even mean anything anymore?!
    It means NOW!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    When you make your bacon from dragon meat, you try to make it last.
    Can orc and half orc flesh be made into bacon? Just asking as both races kinda look........piggy.........gives a whole new meaning to the word.......long pig..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grecan View Post
    Could i have some broccoli..?
    Signed. Give us a vegetarian option or I quit DDOTM.
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