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    Default Don't Cry For Me, Turbine Forums

    It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
    When I try to explain how I feel
    That I still need your buffs after all that I've donned...

    You won't believe me, all you will see
    Is a barb you once knew
    Although he's decked out to the +9s
    At +6s and 7s with you...

    I had to let it happen, I had to upgrade
    Couldn't live all my lives in Green Steel
    Looking out the quest window
    Staying out of the fun...

    So I chose Deadly, running around
    Trying everything new
    But nothing impressed me at all,
    I never expected it to...

    Don't cry for me, Turbine Forums
    The truth is, I never left you!
    All through my wild days, my mad existence
    I kept my Ghost Touch;
    Don't keep your distance.

    And as for augments,
    And as for slots,
    I never grinded them out,
    Though they seemed to the group
    They were all I desired.
    They are infusions
    They're not the solutions they promise to be
    The answer was here all the time:
    I'll buff you, and hope you buff me.

    Don't cry for me, Turbine Forums
    The truth is, I shall not Ghostbane!
    All through my wild days, my mad existence
    I kept my Ghost Touch;
    Don't keep your distance.

    Have I said too much?
    There's nothing more I can think of to say to you...
    But all you have to do is inspect me to know
    That every word is true!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clatterfist View Post
    It won't be easy, you'll think it strange
    ... Don't cry for me, Turbine Forums ...
    That's really not bad at all, only a couple of minor scansion failures; surprisingly few people can do this sort of thing well so +1 to you!

    I particularly liked:

    "They are infusions
    They're not the solutions they promise to be
    The answer was here all the time:
    I'll buff you, and hope you buff me."

    Nice.
    I'm a snuggly, fluffy, cuddly-wuddly little rabbit.

    And if you call me a gamer grrrrl, I will reach down your throat, rip out your pancreas and feed it to my Rottweiler.

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    Mama, just killed a ghost...
    Put a Ghostbane to his head
    Swinged my weapon - now he's dead.

    Mama... 3rd life's just begun,
    But now I've gone and thrown my loot away...

    Loot tables, ooo
    Didn't mean to make them die,
    If they're not back again this time tomorrow
    Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters...
    "People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. ... People's heads are full of knowledge, facts, and beliefs, and most of it is false, yet they think it all true." Terry Goodkind

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    "No Ghost and no bane make Homer something something."
    .:Sarlona - ELH:. Inamorata (TR11 Completionist WIP) / Groundloop (TR2) / Signalmixer (TR) / Serraphiia (TR)
    Angelorum (TR) / Darqchylde / Aetherielle / Rashree / Colordepth / Wintremoon / Tarrynn
    Amarizi / Genozid / Arising / Tenpercenter / Ellixia / Zecele / Harika / Lainiel / Zephale

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    *Clint Eastwood voice*

    A man's got to know his Ghostbane.
    There is no free lunch.

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    True Sarlona Story....

    Go to Auction house..
    - Look up Riptide - 0 items returned
    - Look up Lacerating - 11 items returned
    - Look up Ghostbane... 17 Pages returned..

    Who ya gonna call?

    (Hoping this GB nonsense is just a bad Dev Halloween joke...)

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    Geez... If no one's going to use it:

    "I swear to god I'll pistol whip the next guy that says 'Ghostbane'"

    "Hey Farva! What's that weapon suffix you like that bypasses incoporeal miss chance and does extra damage to undead?"

    "You mean Ghostbane? You guys are talking about Ghostbane right?"

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    Default Could Ghostbane become the new Hi Wecome?

    Its just that versatile.......

    GhHiOwSeTlBcAoNmEe

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    I ate his Ghostbane, with some fava beans and nice Chianti!
    There is no free lunch.

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    Es freut mich sehr, Sie kennen zu Ghostbane.
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    Je ne suis pas
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    Listen! Do you smell Ghostbane?

    If Feather builds it, he will Ghostbane...

    Of all the random loot in all the chests in all the quests, there's Ghostbane on mine.

    Morgulion • Romenion • Valmyrion • Vanielle • Zandrine • Zeldaryne • Zinnuviel

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    Excerpt from the famous "Feather of Sun" letter, written to Fernando Paiz during the Last Great War:
    "My very dear Fernando:
    The indications are very strong that we shall go live in a few days—perhaps tomorrow. Lest I should not be able to write again, I feel impelled to write a few lines that may fall under your eye when the forums cry "DOOoooo000mm!!!111" . . .

    I have no misgivings about, or lack of confidence in the loot which I am designing, and my courage does not halt or falter. I know how strongly the Shadowfell Conspiracy now leans on the triumph of Ghostbane, and how great a debt we owe to those who went before us through the doom and ragequitting of the last expansion. And I am willing—perfectly willing—to lay down all my joys in this life, to help maintain this Ghostbane, and to pay that debt . . .

    Fernando my love for Ponies is deathless, it seems to bind me with mighty cables that nothing but the Offer Wall could break; and yet my love of Ghostbane comes over me like a strong wind and bears me unresistibly on with all these chains to the test server."

    Morgulion • Romenion • Valmyrion • Vanielle • Zandrine • Zeldaryne • Zinnuviel

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    Ghostbane the Whip!
    Advocating repeated nerfs in the name of "balancing the game" then complaining about how DDO is moving away from D&D, is a direct contradiction in logic - D&D 3.5 (what DDO is based on) is not a balanced game. We can either have a balanced clone MMO with homogenized classes, or we can have a D&D game. We cant have both.

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    I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear with Ghostbane.

    Ghostbane will obliterate the fear as tries to pass over me and through me. When it is obliterated, I will turn the inner eye to Ghostbane and that is all I will see and only Ghostbane will remain.


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    This is my ghostbane! There are many like it, but this one is mine!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scraap View Post
    This is my ghostbane! There are many like it, but this one is mine!
    That was funny the first four times I saw it in this thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fedora1 View Post
    That was funny the first four times I saw it in this thread....
    You know what was funny the first four times it was pulled? Ghostbane.
    Last edited by Scraap; 11-06-2013 at 02:23 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaljc View Post
    This is my Ghostbane. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Ghostbane is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my Ghostbane is useless. Without my Ghostbane I am useless...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ausdoerrt View Post
    Now, everyone repeat after me: "This is my Ghostbane. There are many like it, but this one is mine..."
    Quote Originally Posted by Scraap View Post
    You know what was funny the first four times it was pulled? Ghostbane.
    Touche!

    *pulls rapier of ghostbane*

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    It is by Ghostbane alone the quest is set in motion, it is by Feather that incorporeal is now trivial, the dungeon floor acquires undead remains, remains become a warning, it is by Ghostbane alone the quest is set in motion
    Quote Originally Posted by Tarrant View Post
    I just don't think it's right to make fun of DDO's NPCs. Infractions for everyone!

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    I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me Ghostbane or give me death!
    There is no free lunch.

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