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  1. #201
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    Who you gonna call... GHOSTBANE!!!

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    Default Ghostbane leghorn

    Hand in hand pally pride
    ghostbane, ghostbane
    incorporeals got to die
    Oh my ghostbane all day

    Killed a ghost just one swing
    ghostbane, ghostbane
    wounded a harpy with just one wing
    oh my ghostbane all day

    Oh my ghostbane all day
    oh my ghostbane all night
    I love my ghostbane so much
    I love my ghostbane so right

    Pallys march two by two
    Ghostbane, ghostbane
    Halibut armours for me and you
    Oh my ghostbane all day

    Oh my ghostbane all day
    oh my ghostbane all night
    I love my ghostbane so much
    I love my ghostbane so right

    Purple pink paladin gear
    Ghostbane, ghostbane
    Colourfull pally yes we are
    Oh my ghostbane all day

    Oh my ghostbane all day
    oh my ghostbane all night
    I love my ghostbane so much
    I love my ghostbane so right

    We hold our ghostbanes high aloft
    ghostbane, ghostbane
    we slather on the Skin-so-soft
    Oh my ghostbane all day

    Pallys come and pallys go
    Ghostbane, ghostbane
    We learn the truth and then re-roll
    Oh my ghostbane all day

    Oh my ghostbane all day
    oh my ghostbane all night
    I love my ghostbane so much
    I love my ghostbane so right

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    Cue 80s drum machine backbeat:


    We're no strangers to loot
    You know the rules and so do I
    Ethereal is what I'm dreaming of
    You wouldn't get this from any other +1

    I just wanna tell you what I'm fighting
    Ghosts, wraiths; the undead

    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna put you down
    Never gonna run around and vend'r you
    ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsquishwizzy View Post
    Doe anyone know if Ghostbane sliced, dices, and makes Julian Fries?
    ...and if you order now, you also get the Ghostbane steak knife set! Limited time offer. Send today!
    There is no free lunch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnhelm View Post
    She turned me into a Ghostbane!
    I got better.

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    The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it. - Edward R. Murrow (1964)

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    I have had it with these m-fing Ghostbanes in these mfing chests!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cauthey_No_CCInfo View Post
    I don't always melee. But when I do, I prefer Ghostbane.

    Erzskalde (Warchanter) / Erzmarschall (melee FvS) / Erzsoldat (waiting for TR-time) / Erzschmied (ranged Artificer)

    AOK - From Argonnessen

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    I see a little silhouetto of a ghost..

    Scaramouch, scaramouche, will you do the ghost-bane-o?
    Incorporeal and Undead,
    very very frightening me.

    Ghost-bane-o
    Ghost-bane-o
    Ghost-bane-o and riposte
    Magnifico

    I'm just a poor noob, no undead love me,
    He's just a poor noob, with no astral shards,
    Spare him his life from these monstrosities!
    <-Curelite Bottling Company->

    Quote Originally Posted by Chilldude
    Dude, did you see they way that guy just pressed button 1? It was amazing! A display of skill unseen since the 1984 World Games where in the men's room, between events, a man washed his hands with such unbridled majesty that people were claiming the faucet he used was OP.

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    The newest computer can merely compound, at speed, the oldest problem in the relations between human beings, and in the end the communicator will be confronted with the old problem, of what to say and how to say it. - Edward R. Murrow (1964)

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    Fighter enters auction house.

    Fighter: Good morning.

    Auctioneer: Good morning, sir. Welcome to the Auction House, what can I do for you?

    Fighter: Well, I was just in a dungeon when suddenly I noticed orcs and kobolds don't quite die in one hit of my acid burst khopesh of righteousness anymore, as they used to in lower levels.

    Auctioneer: Umm... I see, sir.

    Fighter: So basically, I thought to myself, "time to get me a bigger stick", if you will.

    Auctioneer: Stick, sir?

    Fighter: Well, not necessarily a stick per se, if you know what I mean.

    Auctioneer: I can't really say I do, sir.

    Fighter: I want to buy a sword.

    Auctioneer: Ah! Certainly, what kind of sword would you like?

    Fighter: How about a +5 shocking burst greatsword of pure good? I think that would do nicely.

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid we're fresh out of those.

    Fighter: Oh, never mind. How about +4?

    Auctioneer: Not at this time of the year, I'm afraid.

    Fighter: +3?

    Auctioneer: Normally yes, but Garrison's chain's been closed for past weeks...

    Fighter: I see, I see... how about a greataxe? Nice +5 shocking burst of pure good?

    Auctioneer: Sorry.

    Fighter: Acid burst?

    Auctioneer: No.

    Fighter: Icy burst?

    Auctioneer: No.

    Fighter: *pause* flaming? Flaming burst?

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid no.

    Fighter: Riight, right. Maul? Bow?

    Auctioneer: No, no.

    Fighter: But you do have some weapons... right?

    Auctioneer: Of course! This is an auction house.

    Fighter: Is it?

    Auctioneer: The finest this side of the pond!

    Fighter: And you do have some weapons.

    Auctioneer: Of course, we've got..

    Fighter: No no, don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

    Auctioneer: Fair enough.

    Fighter: Well then, my good fellow, lead me to your shelf of guild slot items.

    Auctioneer: I beg you pardon?

    Fighter: You know, guild slots, for guild augments.

    Auctioneer: Ah those! Certainly!

    Fighter: Great!

    Auctioneer: It's empty though. The shelf, that is.

    Fighter: I see. Not my lucky day. Tell me then, do you have... anything with shocking burst?

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid no.

    Fighter: Acid burst? Anything at all?

    Auctioneer: I'll go check.

    Auctioneer: We appear to be fresh out.

    Fighter: *mumbling* Of course.

    Fighter: Holy. If nothing else, you've got to have some of that.

    Auctioneer: No. It's not much popular in these parts.

    Fighter: What? It's the single most popular prefix ever!

    Auctioneer: Not in these parts.

    Fighter: Well what is the most popular prefix in these parts then?

    Auctioneer: Ghost touch.

    Fighter: I see...
    Fighter: ...do you...
    Fighter: ...have anything...
    Fighter: ...with ghost touch, per chance?
    Fighter: *mumbling* he asked, already expecting the answer.

    Auctioneer: Not at this moment.

    Fighter: But you do have something.

    Auctioneer: Of course.

    Fighter: A little help here?

    Auctioneer: Well, ghost touch was pretty close.

    Fighter: Ah-ha! Silver!

    Auctioner: I hear he's dead?

    Fighter: What?

    Auctioneer: Oh. I thought you meant John Silver.

    Fighter: I meant silver weapons.

    Auctioneer: Oh. No, sorry, haven't seen any in a while.

    Fighter: Right, right... let's wrap it up then, shall we?

    Auctioneer: But we don't have any...

    Fighter: I'll take one greatsword of disruption. Never mind the prefix or enhancement.
    In fact, never mind if it's greatsword, axe or quaterstaff. I'll just take one and be on my way.

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid we don't have any of those though.

    Fighter: Well then, *sigh* what do you have?

    Auctioneer: Ghostbane.

    Fighter: Really?

    Auctioneer: Yes.

    Fighter: And, is that all you have?

    Auctioneer: Yes.

    Fighter: Nothing else?

    Auctioneer: Not a single other affix!

    Fighter: So this whole conversation...

    Auctioneer: Yes, I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

    Fighter: You do realize I'm going to have to Deadly Strike you?

    Auctioneer: With ghostbane, sir? *wide smile*

    Fighter: No, with my old acid burst khopesh of righteousness.

    Auctioneer: Oh.

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    I must not Ghostbane. Ghostbane is the mind-killer. Ghostbane is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Ghostbane. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Ghostbane has gone there will be nothing. Only Ghostbane will remain.
    Persius, Equus, Maeric, Khaaldun, Robotcoupe
    The Exploration Society ~ Thelanis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roland_D'Arabel View Post
    I must not Ghostbane. Ghostbane is the mind-killer. Ghostbane is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my Ghostbane. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the Ghostbane has gone there will be nothing. Only Ghostbane will remain.
    From the book of Bene Ghostbane!
    There is no free lunch.

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    "You go to war with the ghostbane you have---not the acid burst you might want or wish to have at a later time."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arnhelm View Post
    From the book of Bene Ghostbane!
    +1!
    Persius, Equus, Maeric, Khaaldun, Robotcoupe
    The Exploration Society ~ Thelanis

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    There are known banes; there are things we know that we bane.
    There are known suffixes; that is to say, there are things that we now bane we don't ghost.
    But there are also unbane unknowns – there are things we do not know we don't ghostbane.

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    The ghostbane must flow.

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    The words of my house........ghostbane is coming!!!!

    Hear me ghostbane!!!!

    Ours is the ghostbane!!!

    Ghostbane, duty, honour!!!!

    We do not ghostbane!!!

    Unghostbaned, unbent, unbroken!!!!

    Growing ghostbane!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MindCakes View Post
    Fighter enters auction house.

    Fighter: Good morning.

    Auctioneer: Good morning, sir. Welcome to the Auction House, what can I do for you?

    Fighter: Well, I was just in a dungeon when suddenly I noticed orcs and kobolds don't quite die in one hit of my acid burst khopesh of righteousness anymore, as they used to in lower levels.

    Auctioneer: Umm... I see, sir.

    Fighter: So basically, I thought to myself, "time to get me a bigger stick", if you will.

    Auctioneer: Stick, sir?

    Fighter: Well, not necessarily a stick per se, if you know what I mean.

    Auctioneer: I can't really say I do, sir.

    Fighter: I want to buy a sword.

    Auctioneer: Ah! Certainly, what kind of sword would you like?

    Fighter: How about a +5 shocking burst greatsword of pure good? I think that would do nicely.

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid we're fresh out of those.

    Fighter: Oh, never mind. How about +4?

    Auctioneer: Not at this time of the year, I'm afraid.

    Fighter: +3?

    Auctioneer: Normally yes, but Garrison's chain's been closed for past weeks...

    Fighter: I see, I see... how about a greataxe? Nice +5 shocking burst of pure good?

    Auctioneer: Sorry.

    Fighter: Acid burst?

    Auctioneer: No.

    Fighter: Icy burst?

    Auctioneer: No.

    Fighter: *pause* flaming? Flaming burst?

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid no.

    Fighter: Riight, right. Maul? Bow?

    Auctioneer: No, no.

    Fighter: But you do have some weapons... right?

    Auctioneer: Of course! This is an auction house.

    Fighter: Is it?

    Auctioneer: The finest this side of the pond!

    Fighter: And you do have some weapons.

    Auctioneer: Of course, we've got..

    Fighter: No no, don't tell me. I'm keen to guess.

    Auctioneer: Fair enough.

    Fighter: Well then, my good fellow, lead me to your shelf of guild slot items.

    Auctioneer: I beg you pardon?

    Fighter: You know, guild slots, for guild augments.

    Auctioneer: Ah those! Certainly!

    Fighter: Great!

    Auctioneer: It's empty though. The shelf, that is.

    Fighter: I see. Not my lucky day. Tell me then, do you have... anything with shocking burst?

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid no.

    Fighter: Acid burst? Anything at all?

    Auctioneer: I'll go check.

    Auctioneer: We appear to be fresh out.

    Fighter: *mumbling* Of course.

    Fighter: Holy. If nothing else, you've got to have some of that.

    Auctioneer: No. It's not much popular in these parts.

    Fighter: What? It's the single most popular prefix ever!

    Auctioneer: Not in these parts.

    Fighter: Well what is the most popular prefix in these parts then?

    Auctioneer: Ghost touch.

    Fighter: I see...
    Fighter: ...do you...
    Fighter: ...have anything...
    Fighter: ...with ghost touch, per chance?
    Fighter: *mumbling* he asked, already expecting the answer.

    Auctioneer: Not at this moment.

    Fighter: But you do have something.

    Auctioneer: Of course.

    Fighter: A little help here?

    Auctioneer: Well, ghost touch was pretty close.

    Fighter: Ah-ha! Silver!

    Auctioner: I hear he's dead?

    Fighter: What?

    Auctioneer: Oh. I thought you meant John Silver.

    Fighter: I meant silver weapons.

    Auctioneer: Oh. No, sorry, haven't seen any in a while.

    Fighter: Right, right... let's wrap it up then, shall we?

    Auctioneer: But we don't have any...

    Fighter: I'll take one greatsword of disruption. Never mind the prefix or enhancement.
    In fact, never mind if it's greatsword, axe or quaterstaff. I'll just take one and be on my way.

    Auctioneer: I'm afraid we don't have any of those though.

    Fighter: Well then, *sigh* what do you have?

    Auctioneer: Ghostbane.

    Fighter: Really?

    Auctioneer: Yes.

    Fighter: And, is that all you have?

    Auctioneer: Yes.

    Fighter: Nothing else?

    Auctioneer: Not a single other affix!

    Fighter: So this whole conversation...

    Auctioneer: Yes, I was deliberately wasting your time, sir.

    Fighter: You do realize I'm going to have to Deadly Strike you?

    Auctioneer: With ghostbane, sir? *wide smile*

    Fighter: No, with my old acid burst khopesh of righteousness.

    Auctioneer: Oh.
    The entire Monty Python cheese skit, you have officially won the internet today sir.
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    We are the Ghostbane. Your prefix and suffix distinctiveness will be assimilated. Resistance is futile!
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