Its Talk like a Pirate Day today. wondering if we were gonna have any talk like a pirate event like they did in past?Joke Time: Why are pirates cool?... Because they Arrrrrrr! Have you heard about the new pirate movie?... It's rated Arrrrrrr!What’s a pirate always looking for, even though it’s right behind him?... His booty! What's the difference between a hungry pirate and a drunken pirate?... One's a rumbling tummy, and the other's a tumbling rummy! One pirate said to his fellow crewmate, "Arrrgh, that be a fine looking hook and peg leg ye got for ye'self!" The pirate replied, "I should think so, it cost me and arm and a leg!"