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    Okay! Picking winners shortly, stay tuned...
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    *ding* ALL your characters have died. They were killed by not replying to this thread by 5pm Eastern.
    All that is wrong with DDO, life, taxes, poltics, religion, music, fast food, education, the criminal justice system, the weather, society, the universe, and previously-discontinued-but-now-on-their-way-back snack cakes, is all the fault of Wizards of the Coast. I know this because Fred told me so, and Mind Flayers are smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lilliana View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by The Darkness.

    It shot back!
    Quote Originally Posted by Drwaz99 View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed just because it's funny!
    Quote Originally Posted by SirValentine View Post
    Well, I did mention this in another thread a couple days ago, but it's funny enough to repeat. I just went and did it again on my character Budstein so I could get the full combat log for it:

    (Combat): You attempt to save versus mass frog. You roll a 6 (+43): save failure!
    (Combat): You are hit by your mass frog.
    (Combat): She turned me into ... an amphibian!
    (Combat): You were killed by Budstein.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a bell.


    Which always raises a new question for me
    Was that the game or my phone that just died?
    Quote Originally Posted by sebastianosmith View Post
    Your character has died. You were killed by overwhelming pyrotriskaidekanecrophiliaphobia*.









    *The fear of intimate relations with thirteen dead, burnt corpses.
    Quote Originally Posted by Kafkadreams View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by switching your con item for a haggle item.
    Quote Originally Posted by ThomasHunter View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the lightning storm...kind of. We had a surge during a storm last weekend and when I was able to log back in, my soul stone was hovering next to my *alive* character. I did not dare touch it since I wasn't sure it wouldn't kill me! Yeah, that was really strange!
    Quote Originally Posted by redspecter23 View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by... it's irrelevant. I'll tell you it was lag.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alternatives View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by falling. I regret nothing!
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by... Velah with the Velah's Breath in the Plane of Night
    Congratulations to all of the winners! I'll be PMing you codes in the next, say, 20 minutes or so. Have fun everyone!

    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by...that same mob that killed you the last three times you zerged Von3 without thinking about what you were doing.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the lakeside, with birds singing in the trees, and the sun bright on your face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOgre View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the lakeside, with birds singing in the trees, and the sun bright on your face.
    It's not cold. You've got you sheepskins on. The boots I made for you.
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    *Ding* "Your character has died, you were killed by Jason Voorhees' machete."
    Now excuse me while I wander off to arm myself with Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and hunker down behind my Armored Beer Refrigerator, while I have the UFO's take control of the Congresional Wives with the help of the International Cocaine Smugglers and the Evil Geniuses for a Better Tomorrow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

    Fill in the blank. Good luck!
    falling for 799 points of damage.
    Someone got it wrong. Everyone expected the Spanish Inquisition because they were required to give 30 days notice, by law.
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    Ding your Character has died, You were killed by lack of compassion.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

    Fill in the blank. Good luck!
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by falling Ham.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by tripping over an imaginary dead turtle. You were extremely confused about that while bleeding to death.

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    *Ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a Kobold. Because they never forget . . .

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    I’m only nerfing you now so I can buff you later.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by

    déj?* vu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by lag.
    Because even when nobody else is experiencing any sort of lag it's always easier to blame lag. Have no self healing? Charge into battle with 10hp? If you die. always blame lag! Until you realise that veterans aren't fooled by that garbage excuse and squelch you anyway

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by something.
    I don't have a zerging problem.

    I'm zerging. That's YOUR problem.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by greater false life.
    Ghallanda - now with fewer alts and more ghostbane

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
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    784 points of fire damage (after 34 were blocked by damage reduction)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
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    Hireling Strike Action.... No healing for you!

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    *ding - you were killed by Hezrou - wait a minute, I summoned that!! (When are they gonna fix this?)
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    That tears it. I need to get a donkey.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by tomatoes.

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