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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by all those 1st timers in the shroud who couldn't click on the center of the portal in part 4
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by DIZAFRABADOO.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by 250 points of falling damage...while walking on a flat surface...while wearing a feather falling item.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by not remembering to switch back your feather-fall item.

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    Doesn't fit the template perfectly, but my favorite has always been: "Snick-snack went the vorpal blade, and it removed your head, killing you instantly."

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    *ding* "Your character has died. You were killed by wwwaaaa wwssswww"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

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    A poor translation from your Kobold for Dummies guide. Thanks a lot Lessah and Samius, for recommending that.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by Hennespyra in the Marketplace.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a rounding error.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by Pain and Suffering.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a power cut
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    Your character has died. You were killed by overwhelming pyrotriskaidekanecrophiliaphobia*.









    *The fear of intimate relations with thirteen dead, burnt corpses.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the cleric who thought your pale master was a valid target during Mabar.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by finger of death. after telling your party not to worry about that beholder because you can kill him by yourself. lol true story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by eating too much bacon.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by heart disease.

    DDO is more realistic that ever!

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by switching from a sword to a wand to heal her self.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by Coyle.

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    a black panther, of course! After I tried to go up the wrong side of a ladder.
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by Misadventure.

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