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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by The Darkness.

    It shot back!

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a Grue.





    For reference:
    It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    Further investigation will reveal more about their nature:
    > what is a grue?
    The grue is a sinister, lurking presence in the dark places of the earth. Its favorite diet is adventurers, but its insatiable appetite is tempered by its fear of light. No grue has ever been seen by the light of day, and few have survived its fearsome jaws to tell the tale.
    "The sword itself has no moral stature, since it has no will of its own. Naturally, it may be used by evil men for evil purposes, but there are more good men than evil, and while the latter cannot be persuaded to the path of righteousness by propaganda, they can certainly be corrected by good men with swords."



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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed just because it's funny!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

    Fill in the blank. Good luck!
    an illithid has sucked out your brain
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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a poorly designed encounter with instant red alert and mobs that hit insanely hard because turbine cannot think of a better way to challenge our over-powered toons

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by an Orthon couple vacationing on Korthos **



    ** true story!

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by tripping and falling on a rusty dagger.
    Zyinniah Hazelnut and Curissa Hazelnut on most servers.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by DNT TBD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We're giving away ten 250 Turbine Point codes! We'll randomly select ten winners who reply to this thread before 5pm Eastern on Friday, September 13th.

    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by _____________.

    Fill in the blank. Good luck!
    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by Chuck Norris.

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    Ding, you character had died, you were killed by Pamela Voorhees
    Kill'em all and let their favorite deity sort'em out
    Quote from a shroud run "I am an idiot, not a newb"

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a gazebo falling on you.
    Some people are like Slinkies
    They don't really have a purpose
    But they still bring a smile to your face
    When you push them down the stairs

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the Deadly Gazebo.
    Characters on Argonessen: Frotgar Stonefoot (Badass heal-daddy) - Dwarf Cleric 20 | Baerin Arkenett (hagglebard) - Drow Bard 9 | Duplolas Duilthran (Intimitank) - Drow Fighter 6 | Kempe Knive ("Exploiter" ranger) - Human Ranger 18 / Rogue 1 / Monk 1 | Pewny Mortals - WF Barbarian 7 (Frenzied Cratesmasher)

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by /death.
    RedShirt / Roleplayer of Giant Slayers, Inc. on Thelanis, formerly Tharashk.
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    Well, I did mention this in another thread a couple days ago, but it's funny enough to repeat. I just went and did it again on my character Budstein so I could get the full combat log for it:

    (Combat): You attempt to save versus mass frog. You roll a 6 (+43): save failure!
    (Combat): You are hit by your mass frog.
    (Combat): She turned me into ... an amphibian!
    (Combat): You were killed by Budstein.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a poor diet, consisting mostly of tavern foods.

    What'd you expect eating nothing but Roast Boar Shank and gulping down tankards of booze?!
    Last edited by enochiancub; 09-13-2013 at 11:32 AM.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by not my fault! It was because the healer didn't heal me and the bard didn't buff me enough and I wasn't ready for the rogue to pull all those mobs and the caster didn't CC at all and monk already finished the quest and is starting the next one.
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    DO NOT DO THIS. We are investigating.

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    It is pitch black. You are likely to to be eaten by a grue.

    You enter the dungeon. You forgot your lamp.

    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by a grue.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by Client Server Lag
    Main Forum Account Status: Being Fixed!

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by your cat.

    To explain Maggie is our 9mth old kitten and she will often jump up and promptly use our laptop for her pre-heated bed. Of course it would while in the middle of tedious battles.

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    *ding* Your character has died. You were killed by the number 11

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