I wish I was joking.
It took me maybe 15 minutes to download the entire game on my decent broadband.
Note to Turbine - if you are going to release a patch that's the size of a small moon, please do not use servers that have a maximum bandwidth of a 1960's analogue modem. Its downloading 27,000+ files. On 80% now, started at 4pm. What the hell are you using as download servers? 1983 BBC Micro Model B's?
GET BETTER EQUIPMENT ASAP! At least something that's not clockwork or steam powered please.