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    Default You know you are a DDO addict when...

    In any text input box you always start with "/p"

    (Even after all the time away I still do it in facebook)
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    ... you answer this thread from work.
    ~~~ ~ ~~~ turning each thread into a p2w discussion since 2012 ~~~ ~ ~~~

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    You hear an advertisement for 'Male Enhancement' on the radio and your first thought is:

    "What? They're doing gender trees now, too?!?!"...

    ...or you just grin and wonder to yourself what the Tier 5 abilities in that tree are.....




    EDIT: Had to add a funny afterthought to that:

    Male Enhancement Tree, Tier 5 Ability:

    Selective Deafness
    Description: While dual-wielding any alcoholic beverage, and the remote control, you become completely immune to Wife Aggro for a limited time. You gain a +5 Oblivious bonus to your Sportscraft skill, but incure a -10 penalty to Listen.
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    All that is wrong with DDO, life, taxes, poltics, religion, music, fast food, education, the criminal justice system, the weather, society, the universe, and previously-discontinued-but-now-on-their-way-back snack cakes, is all the fault of Wizards of the Coast. I know this because Fred told me so, and Mind Flayers are smart.

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    ...you're voice-chatting with someone online, and you keep hitting your push-to-talk key. :/
    There is no free lunch.

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    u start google searches with DDO

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    You start trying to log in halfway through any downtime.
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    You start driving and say "Duh, forgot to put Power Attack on"

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    You sit behind a computer all day and are tired as hell, but get your second wind as soon as you log in to the game at home.

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    From work you remote into your home computer to make it hard for your boss to know you are on the DDO forums

    You set you smart phone up as a WiFi hot spot and then use your laptop or tablet on that network to view the forums
    Kill'em all and let their favorite deity sort'em out
    Quote from a shroud run "I am an idiot, not a newb"

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    You're short handed and work and suggest posting an "LFM".

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    We had a security guy show up at work and tell us we need a plan in case there's an intruder.

    Later that day, I was talking to a co-worker and said if someone comes up the stairs he can make noise, distract the guy, and I'll jump him and stab him with scissors.

    My co-worker looks at me and say, "you mean I tank and you dps?"

    Yep - new best friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoglum View Post
    We had a security guy show up at work and tell us we need a plan in case there's an intruder.

    Later that day, I was talking to a co-worker and said if someone comes up the stairs he can make noise, distract the guy, and I'll jump him and stab him with scissors.

    My co-worker looks at me and say, "you mean I tank and you dps?"

    Yep - new best friend.

    hehe

    Awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoglum View Post
    we had a security guy show up at work and tell us we need a plan in case there's an intruder.

    Later that day, i was talking to a co-worker and said if someone comes up the stairs he can make noise, distract the guy, and i'll jump him and stab him with scissors.

    My co-worker looks at me and say, "you mean i tank and you dps?"

    yep - new best friend.

    awesome!
    Kill'em all and let their favorite deity sort'em out
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    You know you are a DDO addict when...You check Ron's thread on the Character Planner - Series 3.xx several times a day hoping it has been updated to work with the new enhancements, so you can start playing around with more new builds as well as updating all your old builds.
    Kill'em all and let their favorite deity sort'em out
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    When you need to buy something and your first thought is how overpriced it will be on the AH.

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    ...you open a box with a gift inside, take one look, and wonder if you have enough Astral Shards to reroll.
    All that is wrong with DDO, life, taxes, poltics, religion, music, fast food, education, the criminal justice system, the weather, society, the universe, and previously-discontinued-but-now-on-their-way-back snack cakes, is all the fault of Wizards of the Coast. I know this because Fred told me so, and Mind Flayers are smart.

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    When your solution to every problem is throw a rabid halfling at it.

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    ... you agree with 90% of the stuff in this thread (I wish my co-workers knew what a MMORPG is

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    When your wife (who also plays DDO) starts a dinner party conversation with "You know this one time my husband and I were hunting kobolds...." -and everyone else at the table has blank stares but you.

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