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    Quote Originally Posted by Thalmor View Post
    Is the Kobold Uniion getting revenge for Water Works... We'll have to storm the WW and free the Bacon!!!
    My battle cry will now be "FOR BACON!!!"

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    Default Before and After

    Before the Update:



    After the Update:



    Bring Home The Bacon !!


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    Default The hair that broke the razorback's back

    THAT DOES IT!

    I've put up with lag!
    I've suffered game crashes!
    I've endured the need to load in TWICE every day because the first log in crashes (without fail!)!

    But this, THIS is the final indignity! As guild leader, the one, the ONLY thing I ever reserved for me and mine alone as a reward for my work in support of my guild and my friends and the game population in general...the one thing that was for ME...my BACON...it's gone!!!!


    *Warning, the below image contains graphic horror and may be inappropriate for children who've not yet been fed*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thumbed_Servant View Post
    THAT DOES IT!

    I've put up with lag!
    I've suffered game crashes!
    I've endured the need to load in TWICE every day because the first log in crashes (without fail!)!

    But this, THIS is the final indignity! As guild leader, the one, the ONLY thing I ever reserved for me and mine alone as a reward for my work in support of my guild and my friends and the game population in general...the one thing that was for ME...my BACON...it's gone!!!!


    *Warning, the below image contains graphic horror and may be inappropriate for children who've not yet been fed*

    GEEEZ LOUISE! A BIGGER NSFW warning would have been nice!
    Now, I'm scarred for life.
    I hope you're happy TURBINE!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FreeMemory View Post
    Before the Update:



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    Bring Home The Bacon !!

    And there we have it. Proof of the Great Ba-Conspiracy of 2013.

    Seriously, though, I've bugged it. I'm not sure QA appreciated me listing it as a blocker bug.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havok.cry View Post
    I just have to point out that ketchup is nasty... Fries with bacon would be much better!
    Sausages, Fried Eggs, Baked Beans, Black Pudding and a Fried Slice.

    Hold the Bacon!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranOhmsford View Post
    Sausages, Fried Eggs, Baked Beans, Black Pudding and a Fried Slice.

    Hold the Bacon!

    Spicy Country Sausage, Home Fries with Peppers and Onions, Black Beans and 2 Eggs, Over-medium.
    Doused liberally with Habanero Ketchup.

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    Default Bacon outtage seriously impacting guild ship galley menu

    This bacon shortage has severely impacted our guild menu!

    Galley Menu
    • Egg and Spam
    • Egg, Sausage and Spam
    • Egg and Bacon
    • Egg, Spam and Bacon
    • Egg, Spam, Sausage and Bacon
    • Bacon, Egg, Sausage and Bacon
    • Bacon, Egg, Bacon, Broccoli, Spam and Bacon
    • Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Egg and Bacon
    • Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Baked Beans, Broccoli, Bacon, Bacon and Bacon
    • Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top of Bacon
    Last edited by RaidMR; 08-20-2013 at 03:11 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaidMR View Post
    This bacon shortage has severely impacted our guild menu!

    Galley Menu
    • Egg and Spam
    • Egg, Sausage and Spam
    • Egg and Bacon
    • Egg, Spam and Bacon
    • Egg, Spam, Sausage and Bacon
    • Bacon, Egg, Sausage and Bacon
    • Bacon, Egg, Bacon, Broccoli, Spam and Bacon
    • Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Egg and Bacon
    • Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Bacon, Baked Beans, Broccoli, Bacon, Bacon and Bacon
    • Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce, garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top of Bacon
    Get the Egg, Spam, Sausage and Bacon, it's not got much Spam in it.

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    Any chance of bringing in a Kosher meal option with the bug fix? Balinor thinks pigs are unclean. You've gotta have a broccoli model somewhere, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    And there we have it. Proof of the Great Ba-Conspiracy of 2013.

    Seriously, though, I've bugged it. I'm not sure QA appreciated me listing it as a blocker bug.
    A "likely" story INDEED !!!!!

    ...

    Come on Jerry, admit it !!!

    This is just Phase 1 of your dastardly plot to replace all in-game bacon with broccoli !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Havok.cry View Post
    I just have to point out that ketchup is nasty... Fries with bacon would be much better!
    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey1 View Post
    WUT?
    Ketchup is not nasty! Y U HATE 'Murka?
    *Eyes Havoc a little bit suspiciously"

    Yeah. Anyone don't like ketchup....must be sum kinda Commie-nist...

    Ketchup is the duct tape of food. It'll fix anything now matter how badly it's messed up.

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    Default It was me

    I did it.
    Sorry.

    I got hungry waiting for DDO to update.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Havok.cry View Post
    I just have to point out that ketchup is nasty...
    Quote Originally Posted by dTarkanan View Post
    You've gotta have a broccoli model somewhere, right?

    Ketchup isn't nasty... Broccoli is nasty... Ketchup could almost make Broccoli palatable, but not quite.

    I wonder if the were able to fit the Bacon fix in this morning's hot fix?

    FOR THE BACON!
    Where is my GREATBOW???


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    Quote Originally Posted by Krelar View Post

    Anyone for turtle soup?
    In a turtle shell or bowl?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scuddy View Post
    In a turtle shell or bowl?
    NEITHER! Stop trying to eat me! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrinityTurtle View Post
    NEITHER! Stop trying to eat me! LOL
    Too late, you've stuffed yourself to the brim with the purloined bacons.

    All we need now is some Ketchup.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chauncey1 View Post
    Too late, you've stuffed yourself to the brim with the purloined bacons.

    All we need now is some Ketchup.
    *runs away as fast as her bacon fueled paws will take her*

    Purloined bacon is so tasty...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TrinityTurtle View Post
    *runs away as fast as her bacon fueled paws will take her*

    Purloined bacon is so tasty...
    Purloined bacons is best bacons.

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    In consideration of our world wide audience the Guild Ship Cooks' Union has converted all ships galley's to Halal. No pork for you!

    Please also be advised that the Bar Keep's Union is considering going Vegan, so your meat choices may soon disappear in Tavern's and bartender stations on guild ships as well.

    Thank you for your understanding.

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