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    Default Dev response required! Urgent!

    Now that I have you here:

    1. How are you? I hope you are in good health and good cheer.

    2. Is there anything I can do for you? You do so much for us.


    Have a nice day!

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    1. Good!
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    You too!
    Have fun, and don't forget to gather for buffs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artoo-Deetoo View Post

    2. Is there anything I can do for you? You do so much for us.
    I'm not a dev, but everyone wants a sammich. Go make some sammiches!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    1. Good!
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    You too!
    You aren't a dev...Back in your cage... LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by AzB View Post
    I'm not a dev, but everyone wants a sammich. Go make some sammiches!

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    Cordovan, I authorize you for a raise. Oh and take a long lunch too. Would you like the corner office with the windows? No problem.

    One more thing - free cheetohs and Mountain Dew during work hours.

    Thanks for being so accessible to the forum community!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fedora1 View Post
    One more thing - free cheetohs and Mountain Dew during work hours.
    They run a video game. This is standard issue.

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    As a long time developer I can say the best way a customer has ever expressed their appreciation was with a Pizza :P

    Just saying (hehehe)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fedora1 View Post
    Cordovan, I authorize you for a raise. Oh and take a long lunch too. Would you like the corner office with the windows? No problem.

    One more thing - free cheetohs and Mountain Dew during work hours.

    Thanks for being so accessible to the forum community!
    We do have to pay for our Cheetohs. The Dew, however, is plentiful and free.
    Have fun, and don't forget to gather for buffs!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hoglum View Post
    They run a video game. This is standard issue.
    I need a job like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We do have to pay for our Cheetohs. The Dew, however, is plentiful and free.
    For some reason, working for a branch of Time-Warner, a Very Big Corporation of America, I would expect you all to be chained to your desks like The Crimson Permanent Assurance. Maybe this explains the pirate theme in Crystal Cove...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The Dew, however, is plentiful and free.
    My Pancreas just cried out in horror.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    The Dew, however, is plentiful and free.
    For your sake, I really hope the dental plan is a good one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We do have to pay for our Cheetohs.
    Not if you shake the machine hard enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artoo-Deetoo View Post
    Now that I have you here:

    1. How are you? I hope you are in good health and good cheer.

    2. Is there anything I can do for you? You do so much for us.


    Have a nice day!
    I'm well enough! Busy fixing bugs. And thinking some deep thoughts about Epic TR and Fate Points and and and... Hasn't driven us all crazy quite yet.

    Please enjoy DDO and have fun with it (or anything else you do!)

    Thank you. I think I will have a nice day, after all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post
    We do have to pay for our Cheetohs. The Dew, however, is plentiful and free.
    I have an image of a neon green stream arcing up majestically from a water fountain. Or bubbler, as you might call it. Or bubblah, as you might call it if you're actually from there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vargouille View Post
    I'm well enough! Busy fixing bugs. And thinking some deep thoughts about Epic TR and Fate Points and and and... Hasn't driven us all crazy quite yet.

    Please enjoy DDO and have fun with it (or anything else you do!)

    Thank you. I think I will have a nice day, after all.

    I feel you, I will help! Let fate points be earned one time and kept in perpetuity. It is fated.

    Now go drink a Dew, refresh, and bask in a decision well made

    And have a nice day!
    Last edited by Sonos; 08-14-2013 at 07:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Salmagnus View Post
    For some reason, working for a branch of Time-Warner, a Very Big Corporation of America, I would expect you all to be chained to your desks.
    What gave you the impression they aren't? Way I read it they are kept in an office, forced to drink Dew with only Cheetohs to sustain them. Whips and chains would be humane by comparison. It's also more effective, couple years of that diet and they will be physically unable to get back up from their chairs or otherwise move away from their workplace.
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    Default I can help!

    Finally!

    I know why the bugs are so hard to fix!

    I have a solution, which will drastically reduce future bugs!

    Step one: Ask the warden for a potty break, unchain, and move to a sink.

    Step two: Wash years of crusty cheeto gunk from hands.

    Step three: Return to desk and use dust-off on orange keyboard until original color.

    Step four: If keys continue to stick due to Mt. Dew buildup, requisition new keyboard.

    Step five: wait one year for approval and delivery.

    Of course, you are going to have to hand signal or morse code the other devs when the screws aren't looking.

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    Also:

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    I win the forums!

    :P
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