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    Default Removal of Dwarven Enhancements

    Lets face it, there should not be an entire enhancement line for Dwarves, since we all know there are no Dwarves just very overweight Halflings. We should not be rewarding an entire race just for being fat.

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    Dwarves aren't halflings they're drow, read eddas

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    Dwarves are NOT pudgy Halflings, nor any kind of Halfling.

    Halflings are cute, agile, and personable.

    Dwarves are... erm... Dwarves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charononus View Post
    Dwarves aren't halflings they're drow, read eddas
    Ooh! Ninja'd and insulted in one stroke. Touché, sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Charononus View Post
    Dwarves aren't halflings they're drow, read eddas
    Can't be Drow, ever seen a tall Drow with a beard? Overweight Halflings, wearing beards, trying to disguise who they are because they are ASHAMED of their weight.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abilbo View Post
    Can't be Drow, ever seen a tall Drow with a beard? Overweight Halflings, wearing beards, trying to disguise who they are because they are ASHAMED of their weight.
    Drow have powerful magic to disguise their appearance. Also when in doubt blame the dark elves.

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    This entire thread is very good example why removing negative reputation was a bad idea.
    Quote Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Random Person #2 View Post
    People who exploit bugs in code are cheaters cheaters cheaters. And they are big fat ****yheads too.

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    *looks up ^^

    Shhh! There is a Dwarven spy among us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tscheuss View Post
    *looks up ^^

    Shhh! There is a Dwarven spy among us.
    Pssst, hey guys, I found elven noob organisation.
    Bring torture implements, we're going to have lots of fun.
    Quote Originally Posted by Originally Posted by Random Person #2 View Post
    People who exploit bugs in code are cheaters cheaters cheaters. And they are big fat ****yheads too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vellrad View Post
    Pssst, hey guys, I found elven noob organisation.
    Bring torture implements, we're going to have lots of fun.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vellrad View Post
    This entire thread is very good example why removing negative reputation was a bad idea.
    If removing negative reputation was a bad idea, then you have to wonder who would get it here, me for posting a silly thread, that did not criticize or troll upon another thread. I didn't hijack this thread, there was no serious question that was asked and not answered, nobody was looking for advice, it was simply a silly thread. Or You, who felt the need to come and pout in the thread, because you didn't find it funny.

    Way to earn a negative reputation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abilbo View Post
    If removing negative reputation was a bad idea, then you have to wonder who would get it here, me for posting a silly thread, that did not criticize or troll upon another thread. I didn't hijack this thread, there was no serious question that was asked and not answered, nobody was looking for advice, it was simply a silly thread. Or You, who felt the need to come and pout in the thread, because you didn't find it funny.

    Way to earn a negative reputation.
    I thought he was being ironic.
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    Dwarfs you cant beat us. So you just try to be like us.

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    OH, my! Who left the door unlocked again?

    With Dutch doors, you need to remember to shut the bottom half as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tscheuss View Post
    OH, my! Who left the door unlocked again?

    With Dutch doors, you need to remember to shut the bottom half as well.
    Of course. How else are you going to keep the Halflings out?

    Shutting doors does no good against a Dwarf...they just smash em open with their axe. Or their head.
    All that is wrong with DDO, life, taxes, poltics, religion, music, fast food, education, the criminal justice system, the weather, society, the universe, and previously-discontinued-but-now-on-their-way-back snack cakes, is all the fault of Wizards of the Coast. I know this because Fred told me so, and Mind Flayers are smart.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Philibusta View Post
    Of course. How else are you going to keep the Halflings out?

    Shutting doors does no good against a Dwarf...they just smash em open with their axe. Or their head.
    Well said.

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    This will keep them pesky dwarves out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tscheuss View Post
    This will keep them pesky dwarves out.

    banning our ale/beer will just make us more determined to bring the ale/beer with us and do more damage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tr?*lesch View Post
    banning our ale/beer will just make us more determined to bring the ale/beer with us and do more damage.
    Then just get all the Arcane Archers to hang out there, so there could be a sign advertising "AA Meetings Here"...if that don't drive the Dwarves away nothing will.
    All that is wrong with DDO, life, taxes, poltics, religion, music, fast food, education, the criminal justice system, the weather, society, the universe, and previously-discontinued-but-now-on-their-way-back snack cakes, is all the fault of Wizards of the Coast. I know this because Fred told me so, and Mind Flayers are smart.

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