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    remember some simple rules


    rule #1: double tap

    rule #2: cardio


    more rules to follow!
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    Don't forget to reply to the Chronicle Comment below for a chance to win Turbine Points! A winner will be selected after Noon Eastern on Friday, July 19th. Good luck!
    I might get points for replying. That's nice. Do I actually have to read it? Is there a skill testing question I have to answer before the points are delivered? Is there a way to get my toon to read it? Would that get some XP as well?

    When life gives you undead beholders, you know you picked the wrong day to leave the Leaky Dinghy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Don't forget to reply to the Chronicle Comment below for a chance to win Turbine Points! A winner will be selected after Noon Eastern on Friday, July 19th. Good luck!
    When life hands you undead beholders...... "make tentacle spaghetti with body meatballs,"

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    Grab the Xorian Cider and party till dawn!

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    "When life gives you undead beholders, thank the Dark Six you are a Warforged Pale Master with a Pale Lavender Ioun Stone who is practically immune to anything they might do to you."

    You all know it's true.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Don't forget to reply to the Chronicle Comment below for a chance to win Turbine Points! A winner will be selected after Noon Eastern on Friday, July 19th. Good luck!

    When life gives you undead beholders, EAT DDO BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!

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    Default When life gives you undead beholders...

    ...use a banishing or disruption weapon! They ain't so tou......OWWWWwwww

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    Run!!!
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    When life gives you undead beholders...it's time to eat a taken cookie.
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    When life gives you undead beholders sometimes unfortunately it's time to join them as undead!

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    When life gives you undead beholders, bring Rajoy (Spain's president) in front of him and pray for beholder don't take it as an ally!

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    Red face And now for something completely different...

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    Default When life gives you undead beholders...

    ...it's no different than regular beholders. Five stooge-like nyuk-nyuk jabs to the eye stalks, and eat half a grapefruit in the anti-magic cone.

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    "When life gives you undead beholders, you immediately launch DDO Store to find 'The Stick of Infinte Wisdom'." which gives you deathblock and vorpals undead beholders on rolls 0f 2-20. Wait we are not playing p2w... well then you die

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    When life gives you undead beholders, PIKE!
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    "When life gives you undead beholders, stand and look them in the eyes".

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    Angry When life gives you undead beholders

    Quote Originally Posted by Cordovan View Post


    Don't forget to reply to the Chronicle Comment below for a chance to win Turbine Points! A winner will be selected after Noon Eastern on Friday, July 19th. Good luck!
    When life gives you undead beholders, Don’t make beholder juice. Make life take the undead beholders back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn undead beholders! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me undead beholders! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the undead beholders! I’m going to get my sorcerers to invent a combustible undead beholders that will burn your house down!”

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    When life gives you undead beholders,

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    Quote Originally Posted by tu_mater View Post
    "When life gives you undead beholders, you behold the undead."

    (see what I did there?)
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