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    Default First Rule In Fighting A Dragon

    First Rule In Fighting A Dragon -

    don't die.
    "Shut up and die like a wizard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tralfaz81 View Post
    First Rule In Fighting A Dragon -

    don't die.
    I thought it was "We don't talk about fighting a dragon." :\

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    The Dragon is a lie.
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    don't panic

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    Ladies first!

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    Just awestruck, wether it be a Dragon flying overhead Stormreach, that glowing character who just zoomed in'n'out of the Pub, or that i can drink a Beholder under the table and best of all rescuing Damsels in distress.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RyonsAlt View Post
    I thought it was "We don't talk about fighting a dragon." :\
    No, no... it's "tell everyone you know about it because it's quite fun and getting more people involved just makes it better"!

    You're clearly confusing this with some other club.

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    Sacrifice a halfling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Teh_Troll View Post
    Sacrifice a halfling.
    Only to fire-breathing dragons. Roast halfling is quite good... er, umm... or so other people tell me.
    There is no free lunch.

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    Default This plan makes Smaug angry

    Quote Originally Posted by Teh_Troll View Post
    Sacrifice a halfling.

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    Always have a Halfling in the party.

    Need something to sacrifice to the Dragon so the rest of the party can get away....

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    I heard the devs hate all wizards, bards, clerics, fighters, and fuzzy bunnies and only want us to play halfling barbarian/paladin shuriken specialists!

    It's totally true, I have a reliable source. You better reroll now.
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    If you have a Halfling that is wearing a red shirt, this works for Dragons and for future explorations in space.

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    Bring a weapon of some sort.

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    You guys got it all wrong, its fat halflings; or dwarves for you people speaking common.

    More meat and juice to the dragon ===> meaning less juice drain from the party.

    Just ask that Unkor the Gourmetchef at Burning Mountain, Chains of Flame of the Menechtarun Desert:

    Want to taste Unkor's signature recipe? Unkor call it Ogre-Baked Swarf -- because dwarf is baked by ogre! So crispy! So savory! All firebrands say that Unkor's gourmet cooking is best in Bruning City!

    I supposed dragons like them crispy too? Claw'ing them good?
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    and this is the utensil used to cook it: Unkor's Cleaver

    Oh yeah, don't ask where the jerky (meat) is coming from.
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    It will be ok as long as you can run faster than the rest of the party
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    Gleep?!

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    dragons have bad breath too

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOTMON View Post
    It will be ok as long as you can run faster than the rest of the party
    So treat dragons the same as any standard zombie apocalypse. /Noted. (See also: Rule #1: Cardio.)

    Shooting a party member in the foot first is optional, I'd guess?




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    Whats the second rule? It seems like if you can successfully master the first rule, you've pretty much got the job done, sooner or later..

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