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    Default Party at the Stormreavers!

    Seriously, could this guy be a bigger downer? Can you imagine trying to hang out with him? Or him throwing a party?

    Guest #1 - Hey Stormreaver, you're out of ice.

    Stormreaver - We...giants...are a forgetful and unreliable race. I was FOOLISH to think I could have a party. Now we have no ice. I will deSTROY US ALL!

    Guest #1 - No, no, no, dude, relax. It's ok. It's just ice. Warm drinks are still good. We're having a good time. Hey, you're having a good time, right?

    Guest #2 - Yeah, it's fun. The chips are a little stale though.

    Stormreaver - In my youth the chips were...fresh. Fresh and crispy. Now, like all giant kind, they are stale and unwanted. I have no choice but TO KILL US ALL!

    Guest #1 - No! It's cool. They're just chips.

    Guest #3 - Hey Stormreaver, your toilet is backed up.

    Stormreaver - I remember when toilets flowed like...

    Guest #1 - **** this. I'm leaving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tralfaz81 View Post
    Seriously, could this guy be a bigger downer? Can you imagine trying to hang out with him? Or him throwing a party?

    Guest #1 - Hey Stormreaver, you're out of ice.

    Stormreaver - We...giants...are a forgetful and unreliable race. I was FOOLISH to think I could have a party. Now we have no ice. I will deSTROY US ALL!

    Guest #1 - No, no, no, dude, relax. It's ok. It's just ice. Warm drinks are still good. We're having a good time. Hey, you're having a good time, right?

    Guest #2 - Yeah, it's fun. The chips are a little stale though.

    Stormreaver - In my youth the chips were...fresh. Fresh and crispy. Now, like all giant kind, they are stale and unwanted. I have no choice but TO KILL US ALL!

    Guest #1 - No! It's cool. They're just chips.

    Guest #3 - Hey Stormreaver, your toilet is backed up.

    Stormreaver - I remember when toilets flowed like...

    Guest #1 - **** this. I'm leaving.
    LOL. Also reminds me of Debbie Downer from SNL.....the party was going great............well.................until the accident :P
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    What about Marvin the Manically Depressed Robot from Hitch Hikers Guide, him and Stormreaver now there's a party not to attend! Still can't understand why whenever my family see Marvin they shout in unison 'Mum your on telly!'
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    Relax...he's on a bad trip...once the resurrection drugs wear off, he'll get....more chip....well less depressive anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by tralfaz81 View Post
    Seriously, could this guy be a bigger downer? Can you imagine trying to hang out with him? Or him throwing a party?

    Guest #1 - Hey Stormreaver, you're out of ice.

    Stormreaver - We...giants...are a forgetful and unreliable race. I was FOOLISH to think I could have a party. Now we have no ice. I will deSTROY US ALL!

    Guest #1 - No, no, no, dude, relax. It's ok. It's just ice. Warm drinks are still good. We're having a good time. Hey, you're having a good time, right?

    Guest #2 - Yeah, it's fun. The chips are a little stale though.

    Stormreaver - In my youth the chips were...fresh. Fresh and crispy. Now, like all giant kind, they are stale and unwanted. I have no choice but TO KILL US ALL!

    Guest #1 - No! It's cool. They're just chips.

    Guest #3 - Hey Stormreaver, your toilet is backed up.

    Stormreaver - I remember when toilets flowed like...

    Guest #1 - **** this. I'm leaving.
    LOL! This was great, hahah. After so many FoTs, I cant get his voice out my head and I read your whole post in his slow, dim witted voice.

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    AHAHHAHAHahhahhahha.... wait...


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    Lulz, Thanks for making my forum night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rubbinns View Post
    LOL! This was great, hahah. After so many FoTs, I cant get his voice out my head and I read your whole post in his slow, dim witted voice.
    I've decided the Stormreavers dialog/hammy voice acting is like a 'it's so bad it's good' b-movie. It's a fun game to play in your head all day whenever something small goes wrong in life. Almost all the dialog follows the same pattern - thoughtful, reflective, angry, angry, ANGRY.

    'There's no creamer for the coffee? At once time...creamer...was plentiful. Now...my coffee...is as black as my soul. I see no other course of action but to KILL US ALL!'

    It keeps me amused at least :P
    "Shut up and die like a wizard"

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    Quote Originally Posted by tralfaz81 View Post
    'There's no creamer for the coffee? At once time...creamer...was plentiful. Now...my coffee...is as black as my soul. I see no other course of action but to KILL US ALL!'
    I'm assuming that's what he thought when he wanted to have a little pick-me-up in the wilderness area. When he's had time to calm down in his inner sanctum, he goes like this:

    I don't have cream for the coffee. I don't need cream for the coffee. Just pour it, shaman.

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