Seriously, could this guy be a bigger downer? Can you imagine trying to hang out with him? Or him throwing a party?
Guest #1 - Hey Stormreaver, you're out of ice.
Stormreaver - We...giants...are a forgetful and unreliable race. I was FOOLISH to think I could have a party. Now we have no ice. I will deSTROY US ALL!
Guest #1 - No, no, no, dude, relax. It's ok. It's just ice. Warm drinks are still good. We're having a good time. Hey, you're having a good time, right?
Guest #2 - Yeah, it's fun. The chips are a little stale though.
Stormreaver - In my youth the chips were...fresh. Fresh and crispy. Now, like all giant kind, they are stale and unwanted. I have no choice but TO KILL US ALL!
Guest #1 - No! It's cool. They're just chips.
Guest #3 - Hey Stormreaver, your toilet is backed up.
Stormreaver - I remember when toilets flowed like...
Guest #1 - **** this. I'm leaving.