Well, since now I can post in the forums again, I wanted to put out something that's been in my mind for a long time:
I don't know how everyone might take this, so I'm going to put out the specs for my first idea off the bat.
First idea: A Healing Shiv that heals your enemies instead of damaging them; hitting them for positive energy.
Positive Energy Dagger
Healing Shiv of Healingness
Weapon Type: Dagger
Damage: 1d4 - 1 Pierce
-1: This weapon is less well-made than normal, giving a -1 penalty to attack and damage rolls.
Healing (Cooler name to replace later): This weapon is sheathed in positive energy. A healing weapon deals an extra 2 to 12 damage of positive energy damage on a successful hit.
This poorly-made, handcrafted shiv channels positive energy to heal those you damage with this very weapon. What use could you possibly have for a weapon that HEALS your enemies, anyway? Heal your enemies to death? Ridiculous.
May think up more joke weapons later, depending on how the response is for this one here.