EDIT: JOKE'S ALREADY OVER BECAUSE I'M NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE FUN
Won't bother writing a mile long monologue this time. Just quitting, tired of playing this game, tired of soloing, bla bla bla no one cares anyway.
Good news is, yes, you can have all of my stuff, if you are the lucky winner. How? Simple, just sign up in this thread and I'll add your name to the list, after a few days I'll /roll and the lucky winner will get everything I own.
Items include things such as tons of EE GH items, which includes EE Tor stuff, which includes EE Tor Helms of all kinds, millions of plats, etc., etc. too lazy to make a full list right now but it should already sound interesting enough.
tl;dr: Sign up, win stuff.